would you still love me if i was a symbiote dragon

lou ✦ any pronouns

[thestuffedalligator]

It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there

[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[loveridden1999]

we live a world where one man is a trillionaire while people are starving in gaza and sudan, 81 million people are below poverty line in india, kids are being forced to do manual labour in mines in congo to survive and his own countrymen are dying because they cannot afford healthcare and then people will wonder why we think capitalism is the root of all evil

[kosmogrl]

[huffylemon]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[ashoss]

ive been seeing this on twt a bit but share the first dc/marvel comic uve read. mine was we are robin <3

[blusythia]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

[woosh-floosh]

Artist interpretation

[spiralmindz]

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

[spiralmindz]

black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"

[spiderdykes]

sorry just thinking again about the scene where jess is disinterestedly kissing jerry and looks up and gets excited to see a flying woman (because it means there’s someone out there like her) and immediately leaves to follow her

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.