Generally everthing

Whatever I choose to put on here. Feel free to ask anything, Also suggestions are welcome, I have a YouTube channel, so you know if you want to suggest something that would be cool and stuff. Also I'm a writer, so if you want me to write something, I'm down with that too.

[spidermage]

I feel evil...

So someone was being annoying while I was listening to music, doing the usual what are you listening too? Can I listen too? You know the typical thing when they just won't leave you alone and are being annoying. Well, I have a song just for those situations. I turned up my headphones and played Barbie Girl and gave him my headphones and smiled innocently. He took them off immediately and glared at me and said, "you are a horrible person." So warning, if you annoy me I can be very evil.

[spidermage]

Best way to bug your family at a grocery store: Sing the mission impossible theme song whenever they as you to get or do something, also it's fun.

[spidermage]

Just saw Deadpool...

I LOVED EVERY FUCKING SECOND AND IT WAS PERFECT! I LOVED IT FROM THE SECOND THE BEGINNING CREDITS ROLLED ON SCREEN! IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN! I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE!!!

[spidermage]

Conversation I had with my friend...

Friend: So what are you doing?

Me: Chilling

Friend: No I mean what are your plans?

Me: Well right now I'm chilling, and later I'm probably chilling

Friend: No, do you have a date or something?

Me: Why would I have a date?

Friend: You know, February, a certain holiday and event?

Me: ...

Friend: ...

Me: Oh yeah, it's huge. I can't wait for it.

Friend: Finally, what are your plans?

Me: Well I was thinking popcorn and the first showing I can get to.

Friend: Wait what?

Me: Well yeah, I'm pumped for it, Deadpool is going to be amazing.

Friend: ...

Me: What?

Friend: I was talking about Valentine's Day!

Me: ...

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Me: I don't give a damn about Valentine's Day, did you not hear me say Deadpool?

Friend: ...

Friend: What even? What in the world?

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: Chimichangas babe

Me: Chimichangas

[spidermage]

Hey guys! So I'm working on a story and could use some help with something. I need a kind of teasing name that would work for my character. She's a sixteen year old girl who wears all black and is into heavy metal and is extremely outspoken and independent, she's the only girl in a family of quadruplets, her brother is the one teasing her because he's kinda a jerk to her. I already used Ms. Gloom-and-doom, Death breath, and Ms. Evil Queen. I'd like to avoid using typical ones like Dracula, so if you could let me know if you think of any that'll be great, it's a screenplay so at some point I'm going to film it and either enter it in a contest or put it on my YouTube channel which I'm working on getting set up, and just to get more people interested in helping and because I need a name, whoever gives the one I use, I will name a character after them and of course I will say who won. Once I'm done and it's filmed I'll post it on here or post a link. So yeah, put the teasing name in the comments or message me directly and please include your first name, and your last if you'd like me to include that, and let me know what you guys got. I'll message the person who wins directly. If you don't put your name that's cool, you can put a name you think I should use or just put the teasing name and if you win I'll just pull a name out of a hat or something. Thanks for all your help in advance! :)

[spidermage]

There's people over and I'm laying on a dog bed with a dog looking at me, and every time I hear someone close I hide behind a bed, this is essentially my willingness to socialize with others. And, yes, the bed is definitely more comfortable, but I'm already comfortable on this dog bed.

[spidermage]

I attempted to flirt with a guy the other day, key word attempted. So I went to get some water at school and this cute guy walks out the gym, and my brain like failed, so I attempted to look seductive against the water fountain, and kid you not, said "Nice chromosomes, they're totally in the zone, we should check out the chromosomes at the movie theater, you know to compare them to yours." Then I attempted to wink. He legit backed away like he feared for his life. *facepalms* I failed so hard.

[dangerhamster]

imagine a zombie apocalypse film where a fangirl ends up having to team up with their celebrity crush

[ignisgayentia]

#’THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH SEBASTIAN STAN YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ZOMBIES’ (via)

[spidermage]

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SO FAST!BECAUSE OF THAT COMMENT 😜😜

[spidermage]

So I have discovered a wonderful to entertain myself. If you’re ever bored, Google every time we touch and just jam to it, it’s like impossible not to dance to it. Trust me, you’ll love it.

[spidermage]

It's Christmas, I got presents, and stuff going on but you wanna the only thing going through my head? THIS: Bill Cy the evil eye BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill Cy the evil eye TRIANGLES RULE Bill Cy the evil eye STANFORD IS GONNA SPLATTER BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill Cy the evil eye NO MORE PINES BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill Cy the evil eye And that is constantly playing in my head, and I'm screaming internally because of it. The really freaky thing, I have no idea where I heard this from.

[spidermage]

SPOILERS IF YOU HAVE NOT CAUGHT UP TO ONCE UPON A TIME

Well I just saw the newest Once Upon a Time episode. I have only three things to say. First, Dark one Killian is like 20% hotter for some reason, I don't know why, but it's a scientific fact. Second, I SWEAR IF THEY COMPLETELY SINK MY CAPTAIN SWAN SHIP THERE WILL BE BLOOD! Thirdly, and probably most importantly, GUYS IM DEAD AND DYING INSIDE THERE ARE TEARS TO BE SHED AND I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!

[spidermage]

I just saw the new civil war trailer and this movie is going to break me. I'm not kidding, I literally started crying during the trailer. Bucky was remembering and people were coming after him and Steve wanted to help and defend him which was so sad. But I think what really killed me was the one line, which I may not have the exact line right but you know what I mean, "I have to help him, he's my friend." ... "So was I" and I just like died and started crying, guys I'm so not okay right now!

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

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[sir-uncle]

I’m literally crying

[oldwizardboots]

I was bracing myself so hard because my roommate is right across from me so I’m psyching myself up like “don’t laugh, don’t laugh” and I totally thought I had it under control and hit play and THEN

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

THIS IS COMEDY FUCKIN GOLD

[spidermage]

@oblivous-to-the-outside-world you gotta listen to this, I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it

[spidermage]

The other day some guy used the best pickup line I have ever heard and I just wanted to share it because it was awesome. So I’m walking with my guy friend and he won’t stop tickling me. So I’m like, “Stop, I don’t like being touched!” and he’s like “Why?” and this guy that we were walking by looks up from his book and says, “Because you’re not supposed to touch the art” and winks and I stood there for a second with a huge smile on my face while he walked away. Meanwhile my friend just whispers, “You smooth fucker" and I found it absolutely awesome.

[spidermage]

Alright here's my story of the day...

So my sister is the athletic one, while I'm uncoordinated and prefer to be on tumblr than touch let alone look at a ball. Well my mom made us all play a game of basketball, which I suck at for a number of reasons, uncoordinated, uncomfortable with people, not fast, not tall, you know stuff like that. Well my sister starts talking a big game and bragging about her skills, so naturally I'm getting annoyed by this. Well the teams were me, my dad, and my mom against her, my brother, and his girlfriend. They had the ball first, and my mom thought it would be smart to make me block my sister, because that's sooo fair. Now you have to remember that I am in no way threatening until I'm angry, and everyone knows that. Well I'm annoyed, and my brother says game on. She tries to get in my face and make me think I can't do anything, well that was a mistake. I pushed her down into a pile of leaves and took the ball from her hands and quickly took a shot that went in nothing but net (again uncoordinated, it was a really lucky shot). Everyone else was too stunned to move and everyone was just frozen. I walked over to my sister and with a very serious face bent down and said, "Leaf me alone." Then pushed her deeper into the leaves and buried her. I turned around to look at everyone else and my mom had her face in her hand and was shaking her head, my dad was trying not to laugh, my brother was smiling, and his girlfriend was on the ground wheezing, she was laughing but no sound was coming out. I then picked up my sister's sunglasses which had fallen on the ground, put them on, started to walk to the door turned around, pulled the sunglasses down slightly, looked directly at the pile of leaves my sister was having difficulty getting out of, and said, "If you don't like it you can leaf, you just looked like you needed a bit of a push, see you next fall" then pulled the sunglasses back up and walked inside. As I walked away, I heard my dad bust out laughing, my mom laughing, and I even heard my sister laugh and sigh a long "HELP". It was awesome.

[spidermage]

I know it's unlikely, but I really want a super cute dipcifica moment in the next episode. Like maybe she throws Dipper something to fight with or maybe he saves her and I want Mabel to see it and be like adorable and happy about it. But mostly I want Dipper and Mabel to make up and take down Bill together and then just be adorable and precious siblings and the shack gets fixed and everything goes back to normal and Dipper and Mabel both stay in Gravity Falls (which they could've done to begin with but that's besides the point). Then Dipper and Pacifica become a cute couple and Mabel and Dipper are just adorable siblings again. I just. Guys I just wish we could have a happy ending and there's just so much I want from the next episode.

[spidermage]

So I just had a really sad thought. So you know how Mabel is trapped and everything? Well since Bill controls the prison and can manipulate reality, what if so Mabel would think it was still summer and Dipper hadn't said that he was staying with Grunkle Ford and it was back to the way it was before and when she woke up in the prison they said it was all a dream. She was happy, her brother was with her and things were going great. But the second the prison is opened, the reality created disappeared, and Mabel is freaking out because her brother just disappeared right in front of her and her dream really happened and she begins to snap and rocks herself back and forth as she cries and sobs. And then the real Dipper comes and protects her and makes her feel better. And she's happy to see him, but sad because she knows what all of this means and she isn't ready to end her summer yet. She feels insecure and at fault because Bill got the tear because she gave it to him. She starts to push Dipper away when she needs him most. Sorry, it was just a thought in my head and now I'm sad.