sammy ⭐⭐⭐

23 • 🇦🇷 • he/him • bearer of The Curse • autistic • transmasc + asexual + arospec + gay • pool boy at the vampire mansion • aka spiderboysbf

[spidermansbf]

wooah we're halfway there

[spidermansbf]

whoo-oah living on a prayer

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[kairithemang0]

Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

[mmmmmmmvbb-deactivated20250804]

[koala2all]

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"they're the same hoodie" that is FREQUENTLY CORRECT

[iggykoopa666]

[weirdmageddon]

[gurogirlz]

How dare you hide this in the tags lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar 

[rat-bastard-king]

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action 

[cynassa]

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

[annebonny42]

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

[dailycatsblog]

[only-cat-memes]

[syinthome-kaleidoscope]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[apollos-justice]

I rolled 4d20 and got 69

[bdmemnun]

nice

[dairy-aer-deactivated20230131]

nice

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

nice

[justmonicca]

nice

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

nice

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

nice

[thehotgirlproject]

nice

[wearefeylock]

nice

[mircalla]

nice

[spidermansbf]

nice

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[catfoodgravy-deactivated2026031]

I’m the dog

[catfoodgravy-deactivated2026031]

New version ❤️

[and-fishing-equipment]

imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

[pukicho]

I’m having an in of body experience right now

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[thebumblestbees]

do i have to watch can i go do something else

[pukicho]

I thought you'd like it

[strange-aeons]

i figured it out

[strange-aeons]

you guys aren't ready for this next one

[strange-aeons]