ill be your gay geologist

Jay, she/her, 25, just stuff I like!

[hit-with-rock]

sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[animentality]

[just-a-madderslife]

Rocky the Eridian was a cosmic horror movie protagonist for 50 years.

Until Ryland Grace showed up and changed the genre to buddy comedy/ space opera.

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[casuallyodd]

[sailor-v]

the vampire lestat episode 1

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[johntherobotwanderer]

Discworld book where the auditors hear about the phrase "it's not over till the fat lady sings" and hire someone to kidnap all the fat ladies in the world to find the One who will end the world when she sings.

Lady Sybil Vimes is one of the ladies, so Sam Vimes is on the warpath until he can find her, while the watch desperately try to keep all infrastructure from falling apart without all the fat ladies who keep it together on a daily basis

It ends when Sybil leads a hoard of fat ladies into battle, which ends up being so glorious an unrelated time traveler who witnesses it goes back to his native time starts the myth of the Valkyries

[wearepaladin]

The Red Knight by Ami Thompson

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