ill be your gay geologist @volcanicbitch - Tumblr Blog

sometimes I get so mad that I don’t get to experience geologic time, like what do you mean eventually the us east coast will get a subduction zone?? without me?!?!

smokingrozanov

Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)

Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?

Shane: Please don’t ask me that

itseasytoremember

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

rylandgraces

Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

pukicho

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

pukicho

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

3000s

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

3000s

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

tieheartbreaker

victoria mboko // ipomoea cordatotriloba

burntoutpopcorn

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked rocky and he put on a little puppet show for me and my tiny brain.

and you know what? i didn't mind it

burntoutpopcorn

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked rocky and he put on a little puppet show for me and my tiny brain.

and you know what? i didn't mind it

ackee

what it is like being on tumblr.com actually

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scifiseries

edgar-allan-possum

komsomolka

looked up russians vs japanese piracy twt beef and its worse than i thought😭 it all started with japanese users being mad at discovering there's all those unofficial russian manga reading sites. russians tell them that there's not much licensed manga in russia to consume legally in the first place. japanese say its your problem, you should then go to japan and buy it legally. russians obviously go ??? it's crazy expensive to fly to japan plus we're sanctioned and often can't purchase foreign things with our money. japanese go full russophobia and say ahhh you evil aggressors deserve it for war. russians answer that even before the war this wouldn't be a solution. then brazilians join russians to fight on the side of piracy and started gotcha japanese with their war crimes and xenophobia. then other japanese users joined on the side of piracy and said anti-piracy japanese are hypocrites because its common in japan to listen to pirated western music. i guess this made japanese anti-piracy people even madder and they went all in saying crazy stuff like comparing piracy to rape. the more hilarious example was one japanese user trying to gotcha russians by threatening to pirate and read... dostoevsky🤣 sums up their level of ignorance regarding this whole topic.

rorochi-yomo

To clarify:

The debate was started after TMO/TuMangaOnline a spanish pirate manga&webtoon was taken down. The fight was first with latam users and the russians came as support. Jp and kr users were incredibly racist and xenophobic (obviously) and how hilarious privileged they are and yet so dense to see it lol

My favorite interaction was between a brazilian and japanese. Goes like this:

🇯🇵"If I were to pirate a brazilian work would you be happy?"

To which they reply:

🇧🇷"Yes of course! I can send you PDFs if you're interested."