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artofshinga

i'm sorry

nobrashfestivity

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treecitysessions

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

I heavily fw bro

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

thedogeveryonehates

new fav video just dropped

cloevr

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

cloevr

sleepy-bebby

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

bandydear

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

gallusrostromegalus

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

zeqoo69

pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

cosmonautroger

Daniel Arthur

holy-leapin-splits-batman

rexuality

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)