condom man

i love the blue lady

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

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peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

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tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

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thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

[zoey-brooks]

peter parker + nicknames

[heartbreakholland]

HOW ARE THEY THE SAME PERSON

[durbikins]

he changed his shirt

[glowdetails]

skirt details @ genny ss17

[marvls-deactivated20180324]

“you need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.”

[lsyorg]

[meraofxebel]

[spiderpeterbenjaminparkerman]

Why would he want to talk to me anymore if he found his sebastian I knew this was going to happen

[kf2-art-things-deactivated20200]

You are approached by a big dog

Like to pet it, reblog to give it a kiss. Either decision will appease the dog.

[spidymans-deactivated20161031]

I still can’ get over how small Tom Holland is as Peter Parker,,,,like how is he gonna intimidate villains,,,,,,what villain is gonna want to hurt such a smol bean with a high pitch voice,,,how is he gonna protect New York when his bedtime is 9,,,,how,,,,

[impulsive-suggestion]

give up and relapse, cut everywhere and as deep as you can, don’t tell anyone. let yourself get bad again.

[impulsive-suggestion]

never eat again

[impulsive-suggestion]

Fill your bathtub with bleach. Take you clothes off and get in. Slice yourself up with your razor. Bleed it out. This is the only way you will be clean. You’re disgusting and dirty and no one will ever love you because of what they did. You will only be clean when you feel everything on your body burning and when you’ve cut for every time they touched you. You are filthy.

[spiderpeterbenjaminparkerman]

,,

[spiderpeterbenjaminparkerman]

Ajdndfbridbf

[spiderpeterbenjaminparkerman]

Literally @ me grow up I feel sick to my stomacj from anxiety shut the fuck up myself

[impulsive-suggestion]

slam your arm against that wall. Use every fuckin object within your reach and just beat the shit out of yourself. Keep hitting until your skin turns green and blue and you can’t feel your arms anymore