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mywitnessbringsmeintoexistence

because what other media am i supposed to use to test this out

house of leaves shot me in the head killed my cats and absorbed my family

also sorry its kind of difficult to see the blue ver i cannot get it to all be clear at once for the life of me

pocket-bug-art

I miss the feeling of playing in early fall

inkstxinz

personal space?

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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in

firefly464

Is this anything

rainfallsuphere

I propose an addition

parchmentengineer

Been thinking about this graph a little (actually been thinking about it a lot)

firefly464

OH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

hte-spagheti

hey you know these comics that always have the signature cropped out

yea i found the original artist and

1, these dudes have names 2, theyre happy now 3, the dude is still making these comics

4, theres a shop

so basically what im saying is buy me pon and zi merch thanks

rudegarou

we’ve made it to a time where people don’t know that their names are pon and zi.

are scene kids finally going extinct

b0nkcreat

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

clownss

my pet mold spore

saw thus thing outside on my hike the other day BE FUCKING WARE!!!!

mortalityplays

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

ospreyonthemoon

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

"Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped" wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don't think theirs is good enough

"Bees don't consent to their honey being taken" wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

"Taking honey starves the bees" WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don't have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That's why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn't want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don't like what you're doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they're basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don't like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

neil-gaiman

Local beekeepers producing honey are not exploiting bees.

But the people putting billions of bees on trucks, trucking them around the country from Florida citrus or avocado groves to California almond farms, feeding the bees sugar water, and using them to fertilise the fruits and vegetables that proud omnivores and vegans will be consuming, they are definitely exploiting and murdering bees.

Here's a link that explains the kind of thing I'm talking about: