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#intro post #silly art lover

bluef00t

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

boastmalone

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

magnussato

Jester (JEST-ER) Definition: A term for people who were the butt of jokes and mistreated so many times, that they became a jester somewhere in their identity. This person makes themselves a joke before someone else can do it, often making themselves look like a fool, embarrassing themselves to make others laugh, attempting ridiculous things (whether they're dangerous or not), making jokes, and more. Often to keep other people from making them the butt of a joke, they do it first. This person is often seen as stupid or unintelligent; they might be told very important or personal things of other people, sometimes even people who don't like them, because they are often assumed by others to be too stupid to understand or remember. They may be used as a messenger between people and can often be told to do anything, and they will listen. But they often also have the ability to make jokes of whatever, whoever, whenever because people automatically assume everything that comes out of their mouth is a joke or something dumb, therefore never offending anyone. This person has stopped trying to prove themselves to be on the same level as everyone else, instead opting to play into it and show themselves as a moronic idiot capable of nothing but jokes, and the user's dignity may or may not be hurt, whether that's for their own comfort, their safety, pressure, anxiety, trauma responses, etc. this may eventually cause someone to feel as though they share family with jesters, hold jesters close to their heart, identify as a jester, feel as though their gender belongs to or partially belongs to a jester, etc. this can be experienced in many many different ways, not every single small part of this definition is 100% necessary for it Symbolism: Red, blue, yellow: Colors often associated with play and comedy Purple: Imagination White: Purity, peace, innocence Black: Mystery Coined by: magnussato on Tumblr Coined on: 7/30/26

gravityjunior

Starting a collection

w1redggutz

felisdown

🥀 I will not bow ⛓️

lactoseintolerentswag

Made this thing. Simplified some details for sanity's sake. Fugly ass guy. The things you can do with a Dremel, polymer clay, and a dream

spiderwoof

any convenient tips for someone also needing something other than that stupid beautiful funko pop? (Btw when you got yours as your funko also weirdly slimey??)

colourfulequines

Palomino frame overo.

(source)

horse-colorimetry

e/e Cr/n O/o

+ bay - E/_ A/_

yukiyu4

osbornandraised

(re)watched sm3 today and screamed "GWEN" every time she was onscreen

osbornandraised

@spiderwoof was there

spiderwoof

da man… of sand

unholycervid

EQUINE FLAGS

any alterhuman identity that is linked to equids/equine creatures in any way

symbols in order : otherkin, therian, alterhuman, otherhearted, blank, synpath, nonhuman, otherlink, transspecies

free to use by anyone! no credit necessary for personal use, link back if reposting. if this is already coined, consider this an alternative

requested | inspired by

#horse posting

Tired of being peter and spiderman

Let me be spiter or peterman

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

gayhex

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

squeezemetillipop

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

kuramamanamahamanamana

Red - Mad

metaphoricalicecream

maybemoonbeams

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

starwarsepisodeiv

tubby custard.

maybemoonbeams

unicornmitteneater

where….where are the notes……

piesandswords

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

the-muppet-joker

REMINDER THAT THE MUPPET JOKER WAS A CHARACTER. I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MUPPETS. I DONT THINK ABOUT KERMIT'S SOFT LAUGHTER AND GENTLE EYES AND I DO NOT LONG FOR HIM WHEN I AM ALONE. I DONT THROB AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS HOLE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

spiderwoof

Oh how I’ve missed you

hipsterfishboi

the muppet joker coming back the same day that it comes out d*nald tr*mp blew bill clinton is really fucking funny to me actually. the muppet joker was summoned.

spiderwoof

So it might’ve actually been a horse & not bill