he swings both ways

I've had a crush on Peter Parker my whole life | personal blog, lots of mixed fandoms and memes

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[brucebocchi]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[thenatsdorf]

Now it’s time to bite the other ankle! (via)

[drtanner]

Just a rotten child going absolutely, utterly nuts, A++

[s0re-loser]

Image for when u can't sleep bc Dragula is stuck in Ur head 2 bad but ONLY the chorus

[tlirsgender]

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

“folx" is fake woke. say everypony like a real feminist

[notkatniss]

[catboyphobic-deactivated2021021]

Holding my laughter in so hard

[funeralshawls]

[peppapigvevo]

i hate that skinny white people are convinced of theitr fashion bonafides just because theyre skinny and white

[garbage-empress]

you guys denigrate someone who clearly does roadwork while being an English lit TA and doesn't have time to change between jobs. tumblr toxicity at its finest.

[wagahai-da]

[3wayintersection]

i…. how is it a nazi thing????

[jesterday00]

The “White man with blond hair and blue eyes” originated as an “Aryan Superior Race” type of thing on like. 4Chan or something.

[3wayintersection]

ok, if that’s true, that doesnt change the fact literally *nobody* uses it like that at all.

[cheerycheesecake]

i’m not going to bother scraping through the internet to personally find examples, but here is a page explaining Nordic Gamer’s history and common use. it was made and used for racist purposes, and it’s absolutely something white supremacists and nazis co-opt. you just don’t blog where you see it happening.

[saintjustitude]

Very closely related: the blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl meme.

Why Is Everybody Suddenly Sharing These Alt-Right Memes?

You swipe through your Instagram feed and see a meme. There’s a badly drawn, blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl in a blue dress — it’s an image y

[saintjustitude]

Source

[nitewrighter]

Blizzard employees are organizing a walkout this Wednesday (July 28, 2021) to protest the company’s absolute shit response to the sexual harassment lawsuit. If you’re still playing Activision/Blizzard games, tomorrow would be a good day to show solidarity with Blizzard workers by not playing those games. Don’t cross the digital picket line!! No WoW. No Call of Duty. No Overwatch. Bring Blizzard and Activision’s online engagement down and boost the hashtag #actiblizzwalkout

[nitewrighter]

Updates: (July 29, 2021)

The attendance for the walkout was MASSIVE!

However in response to this quick organizing of its employees, Blizzard has hired the union-busting firm WilmerHale, which is the same firm that Amazon uses to keep its workers from unionizing. 

The fight is no longer simply a PR crisis with the horrifically misogynistic working environment coming to light, but is now Blizzard coming down hard on any attempts of its employees to organize and improve their working conditions.

[coughloop]

The smell of vanilla extract is not entirely unlike a sirens song

[firebendinglemur]

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

[witharsenicsauce]

[havartia]

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: First is a twitter post by Donald (@ getfiscal). It reads:

Me: So, Karl Marx, thats what the world is like in 2018. What’s your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?

Karl Marx: Holy shit you went to the moon?

Me: Does communism still have a future?

Karl Marx: The moon in the fucking sky?

End tweet

The second is a screenshot of a post by raaindropps. It reads:

“Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is.”

End post

/End ID]

[theyshapedlikefriends]

*gives this nessie friend to you*

[cornmuffin]

[grenade-maid]

It's honestly amazing what a tight grip vocabulary and branding have on people. One of my close friends always describes himself as like, totally moderate liberal, not any kind of socialist or anything, economically, maybe even would have been a republican fifty years ago, but his entire thesis is that we need to abolish growth as a metric for measuring wealth with the ultimate goal of eliminating the monetary price value form as broadly as possible such that the necessities of life are guaranteed as a human right, from each according to his ability to each according to his need. Sometimes I'll point out like hey man you gotta be pulling my leg right that's not exactly a capitalist point of view but he always doubles down like no I'm a centrist.

[definite-human]

...alright, new plan: we're all centrists now. let's just...collectively gaslight the US into a better Overton window 😅

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[owlet]

“but if i act like myself then my friends won’t like me anymore!” ok cool stop being friends with people who dislike you

[owlet]

if you have to pretend to be someone you’re not to maintain your friendships, why? why continue performing for people who would abandon you in a second? why allow yourself to be mocked if you let your mask slip? why tolerate being treated like a dancing monkey by people who couldn’t give a shit about you?

no group of friends is worth sacrificing your own identity

[owlet]

btw the point of this post isn’t to chastise you if you’re in this situation + most people reblogging it are doing so bc they’ve experienced this and got out (including me).

you’re not a bad person for having fake friendships. but it will make you unhappy and you’ll be better off the sooner you can get out