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[spidrhood]

gwen.

@spidrhood | closed verse starter

“Really, this again Peter? You’re beginning to sound like you have a mega-crush on her, and you’ve never even seen her face.”

Gwen hadn’t anticipated that she would need to play defense this early in the morning. But as time passed Peter was growing more and more obsessed with the idea of spider-woman that nearly all of their conversations veered into the subject. Gwen was good at keeping the secret at this point, with nearly a  year of practice and no one the wiser, but his incessant chatter on the subject was making her hyper aware. She was conscious not just of the fact he may discover the truth, but of his habit of getting the in the way and putting himself in danger. Additionally, she was now conscious of every move she made as Spiderwoman, because she knew it would be under the scrutinous eye of the keen young reporter. She was trying to be patient.

“She could be really ugly under the mask, you don’t know.”

HE had a habit. a particular one of launching into tirades. whatever it be about science. useless movie trivia & or puns. science. the avengers. science. the avengers again. & now spider woman. just an endless digression from their original conversation. a complete detour. babbles galore. right in the middle of a previous engagement. say a quick study session before a ' surprise quiz '. 

just one of his quirks huh? 

“ or she could be totally cool !” peter shrugged. too quick to come to the new hero on the scene’s defense. oh sorry heroine ! all about the girl power. so he defended her, all in between chewing the tip of his pencil’s eraser. 

“ i just think you & mr. jameson might be wrong about her. taking on queens she’s doing a pretty good job all things considered .” oh boy ! he was into deep. “ i don’t know gwen, there’s just something special about her. ugly or not .”

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I'M ALIVE !!! & holy smokes even with like zero activity this blog is still hopping. wow ! let me just take that in. ( deep sigh ! ) okay here is the obligatory post as to why i have been so terrible at being her. a lot has been going on lately. a lot. quite a few mini crisis. some personal, some work related. two weeks ago i left my job at target to become a nanny. while that was an rewarding job it was also a lot & i found myself exhausted after a full day of looking after five kids. though unfortunately i lost that job last thursday & i have been in a tizzy ever since trying to find another. ( do not fear i am not in any danger of losing any living arrangements, just really tight on funds atm. )

i shall try to be on here more as i search for a new job, as well my other blog ( my destresser ). thank you so much for sticking around, your never ending supply of patience is much appreciated.

[spidrhood]

HEADCANON while peter looks up to tony ( & the other avengers for that matter ) there is one person he cannot replace. uncle ben. benjamin parker raised peter. he was there for him when his parents died. the one that looked after him when he was sick. comforted him after a hard day of school. helped cultivate his love of science. as much he can respect tony stark & appreciate what he has done for him, tony stark is not benjamin parker. benjamin parker is his " dad ". & peter will always know & love the man that raised him.

[gwcndolyne-a]

  SO LET ME GO ! I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR HERO !

independent headcanon based gwen stacy ! mcu, homecoming primary verse !

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[dchanberry]

Lots of new followers this past week! Welcome and thanks so much for the support during these trying times of father-son angst. XD

[spidrhood]

thor.

as much as point break makes his blood boil,  he’ll give the boy the benefit of the doubt.  it was,  however,  difficult to differentiate his intentions for a moment  …  but that’s most definitely because of the family he’s used to.  an incredulous smile slips past his lips,  and he gives peter a slap on the back.  gently  !  very gently.   ‘  after becoming used to stark and his simple insults,  i don’t think i’d mind anything you called me.  thor is fine,  my friend.  peter,  you said  ?  it’s a pleasure to meet you.  i’ve heard many great things.  ’

" UH yeah !" holy shit ! holy shit ! thor told him he would not mind what he called him ! of course he would call him thor ... but still ! & then there was the fact the god of thunder also slapped his back. peter wondered how long he could go without washing his suit. okay that got weird ... too weird ! easy does it parker. easy. " wait what ? really ?" the boy turned red. more red then his super suit. how flattering that the others would consider to mention him ! " wait ! i did not show any of my early youtube videos, right ?" yikes ! this could get even more embarrassing.

[the2heartlessbeings]

Reblog if your 18+

[techniiciian-archive-deactivate]

AND DON’T LIE.

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doc. ock

HE KNEW what the answer would be, but still, he had hoped. 

with a shift of his shoulders, the nuclear physicist avoided the second round of webbing. one of his claws rushed to aid the other as the lower two pushed him from the grund, lifting so he remained hovering in the air. metal bit into soft skin, irritating the bruises he had grown so used to. nothing came without a price, not even his own survival. 

“how old are you?” 

he coouldn’t have been more than twenty-something, with the way he spoke, his casual cadance. otto had seen it many times during his own lectures; swagger peacocks who thught the world of science owed them something. who thught they wouold become as famous as the man before them. only a few ever succeeded. 

one arm thrusts forward, aimed for the other’s throat. not to stab, not to maim, but to simply hold the web-slinger still. otto was in no mood for more death. 

“go home. spend the rest of your life as just another boy on the sidwwalk. you have more to live for than to see it all end here.”

AS soon as the doc started moving, the game got started. well not really a game. protecting the neighborhood was never a game to him. all serious. the normal pattern of events should start. they brawl. he throws quips. easy peasy right ? 

" how are dare you !" he feigned offense. " you don't see me asking your age ?" 

when claws struck back that is when the trouble started. the pattern flipped on its head, down for the count. all peter could do was go along for the ride as his throat was seized. as he was held still, but he was not one to be still. hands scrambled for the claw that held him captive. " no way man, someone's got to look out for the little guy ." could never go back. not when he had the power to do something. to not just be another boy on the sidewalk.

[spidrhood]

alias change ! micah -> mara.

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HEADCANON in peter’s opinion trolls two is the worst movie ever made.

[scepterno]

I love this boy with my entire heart…. frog boy…

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hawkeye

           you know,  he’s  never  clocked  their  speed.  kind  of  silly  now  that  he  thinks about  it  —  why  hasn’t he?  barton brushes  over  the  first  question and  heralds  right  into  the  anatomy  of  his  own  specs.  “not  anymore.  it  was  harder  when  i  was  tryin’  to  compensate  for  it’s  composition with  only  the  circus’  bare  boned  funds.”   a  pause.  “now  it’s  just  calibration  for  an  old  recipe.  th’  trick  is  gettin’  it  compliant  with  th’  boomerang arrow.”  

" YEAH it's the same with my web fluid, was trail & error, touch n' go at first but now i got the hang of it ." except when a new formula was tested, or minor changes were made. always got room for improvement. right ? the teen superhero settled, ready to get in a full conversation about super tech. sounds cool when peter really thought about it. " what do they have to be a certain length to work ? & hey if you ever want to test their speed, definitely wouldn't mind assisting. for science ." & to fan boy. god he was so lucky !

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shuri.

“ Yeah of course I did “ the teens gives an amused smile at the amazement in Peter’s eyes. A laugh escapes her lips at all the questions he asks, shaking her head gently “ do not be nervous, just because I am a princess does not mean you have to talk to me any differently ! I do this very often and It only takes me a week at most .”

OKAY talk normal. like one of the guys ( girls included ) at school. or not quite like the guys ( girls too ) at school. cooler. way cooler. exceptional. " ALRIGHT, you got it ." dial it down. though much easier said then done. like a kid in a candy store. a really tricked out candy store. " i'm sorry this is like. . woah shit, sorry, too awesome to function. i mean seriously, you are genius ! by any chance would you have any ideas on how to alter web fluid, i ran into some kinks & would like to pick your brain ." way to sound weird. " i mean hear what you think, sorry ."

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gambit.

“ good luck up there spidey. should i call the cops or the avengers or something or you gonna be able to handle it? “ sure, remy could help out on his own and give spider-man the assistance that he might require, but remy is no superhero and sticking his neck out with no promise of payment wasn’t really something he was keen on doing. especially when it involves fighting a supervillain unnecessarily. 

" OH no worries i got this !" got to inspire confidence. he had this. truly. " me & gobby go way back ." it was not the first time him & ' the green goblin ' had a disagreement. lightly put. & it would not be the last. he was sure he would have a few more tangles with the hover-boarding green guy before it was over & done with. & a few more alterations with other costumed baddies for good measure. just doing what spiderman does. protecting the neighborhood. " seriously we do not need to bug the avengers ."

[spidrhood]

(babybannerross) Hey! Ic ame across your Peter bolog and I really like your style! Only I didn't see any open starters or memes to reply to. Do you happen to have any? :D

hello ! thank you for sending this in & i apologize for the delay in a response. unfortunately i do not post open starters anymore. i had experience on other blogs where most of them went unanswered so i prefer not to do them. as for ic memes i had not posted any in a couple of days because i currently have a full plate & am trying to sort through some long overdo replies.

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.

[spidrhood]

cap.

                 As the last one of the enemy fell to the ground and Steve picked up his shield only to strap it over his shoulder, he turned to look at spider-man; laughing. “Who even came up with the idea of putting CANNED FRUIT on top of pizza?” He tried his hardest to avoid talking about the old days but he really couldn’t. Back then hot dogs had been the number one fast food and that pizza was something that was considered luxury OR reserved for the italian population only. “I like pineapples,” he continued, an easy shrug offered to underline his remark as he unloaded the guns of the bad guys to avoid having them getting back on their feet too soon and trying to shoot either of them. “I’d take a good hot dog over a pizza any day, but pineapple ON pizza is something you can chase me with. — Come on, this way, Spidey.”

" HOTDOGS on pizza ? " peter gave a shudder. " sorry cap that seems a bit much even for me, & i practically live on pizza ." besides who ate hotdogs anymore anyways ? no one knew what they were even made of. with a few kicks he helped with the clean up. yup. those guys were down for the count. " well i know what we're not going to have once we finish up . . that is if we do grab a bite . . ." a mission & maybe a meal with one of earth's mightiest heroes ! if only he could be so lucky. " whatever you say cap, lead the way ." one nimble leap & he was back onto the wall again.