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oowah

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Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

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three clicks then i'm home

(inspired by this fanvid by @txstars which gave me permanent brain damage :3)

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"There is no use in loving things if you have to be torn from them, is there? And it's so hard to keep from loving things, isn't it?" - ANNE OF GREEN GABLES by Lucy Maud Montgomery

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this is not your loss this is your offering

(drawing of St. Patrice - you will be honored, you will be missed)

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basically, [people] want someone who is imaginary.

[wehaveagathering]

the loneliest job in the world // tony hoagland

ben jackson / minas panagiotakis / len redkoles / mitchell leff / joel auerbach / jonathan daniel / eliot j. schechter / steve babineau / scott taetsch / bruce bennett / jared c. tilton / minas panagiotakis / gerry thomas / mark blinch / ben jackson / bruce bennett / jeff vinnick / andy marlin / norm hall / gerry thomas / bruce bennett

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German movies Part 1

Hey guys! I noticed how many people on this website are learning German or want to learn it. It is my mother tongue and I love German cinema. We all know that movies help to improve language skills, so I made a list about my favorite German films and some must-sees! I hope you enjoy these films!

Keinohrhasen (the main actor is problematic IRL and also in this movie but I still like it, a journalist has to work in a day care center because he fucked up Vladimir Klitschko’s party, he meets the girl he used to bully when he was a teenager and then they fall in love… this movie is so typical for that director lmao)

Zweiohrküken (the same characters as in Keinohrhasen, they move in together and it’s a mess, also the guy’s ex affair wants him back and the woman’s ex boyfriend - whose dick she describes as the eiffel tower - is back in the city and wants to be with her again, drama drama drama, cute, typical German rom-com)

Anatomie (very bloody! about a girl who wants to become a doctor, creepy things happen at her summer med school)

Die wilden Hühner (a kids’ movie based on famous books, a cute girl gang wants to save a few chicken from a member’s granny who wants to kill and freeze them, very cute film)

(T)raumschiff surprise (gay people in space, ICONIC)

Fack ju Göhte (supposed to mean Fuck you Goehte, a criminal pretends to be a teacher, great comedy, sexy main actor, CHANTAL CRY LESS NOISY!)

Good bye, Lenin (iconic movie, a woman was in coma for 8 months and her son makes her believe the GDR still exists, awesome soundtrack, great story, cute couple, very moving)

Die Welle (a teacher makes a social experiment about fascism with his class and it goes wrong!! a must-see!)

Pünktchen und Anton (adaption of a famous novel, cute movie for children but I’m in my twenties and I still love it, a rich girl and a poor boy become friends)

Die dunkle Seite des Mondes (don’t take drugs guys, just don’t! this movie will show you why! the main character goes crazy - but is it just because he took drugs? find out!!)

Jeune Homme ((Swiss)German and French film about a guy who makes an au pair year, gets laid by the neighbour lady and falls in love with the host parents’ oldest daughter)

7 Zwerge - Männer allein im Wald (it’s like Snow White and the 7 dwarfs but very trashy, the dwarfs are big, the prince has a wild hair style and Snow White loves playing with her barbie. Ah, and the evil queen’s outfits are iconic and weird)

Die wilden Kerle (a kids’ movie about boys who play soccer - we all love it! EVERYTHING’S ALRIGHT AS LONG AS YOU’RE WILD! BE WILD - DANGEROUS AND WILD!)

Sommer (teen movie about the first love, takes place on an island, skater boy meets rich boy and they both love the same girl, teenage drama, i don’t wanna spoil but some people almost die and sth burns down)

Das Missenmassaker (12 girls who want to be Miss Switzerland, bitch fights 24/7 and a lot of blood because a lot of people get killed)

For No Eyes Only (Rear Window for teenagers, a very interesting thriller, cute main characters)

Homevideo (a guy films himself while masturbating, someone finds the video and then the drama starts, his family also falls apart)

Grosse Mädchen weinen nicht (two teenage girls, lots of feelings, sex, dangerous things)

Lola rennt (reminds me of The Butterfly Effect, iconic film, i don’t even wanna say more about it just watch it)

Who am I - Kein System ist sicher (movies about hackers with big plans and sometimes you have no idea if what you see is what is real)

Das Leben der Anderen (must see! fucking sad tho)

Cannabis (a member of the Swiss federal council who is against the legalization of weed has to consume weed because he has a problem with his eye and this helps - ofc his life changes and gets wild)

Die Herbstzeitlosen (4 old Swiss woman open a lingerie shop in a lil village and people freak out)

Grounding - Die letzten Tage der Swissair (the story behind the grounding of Swissair, the national airline of Swizzy)

Das Experiment (based on a true story, some people engage in a prison experiment - some are good people, others are bad people and ofc it escalates quickly)

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Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

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look at this awesome tweet

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"do you see how there's no sound of any planes? there's a truce! wallah when I heard about the truce I got so happy. but it's temporary, 4 days only. oh god, I wish things get settled in these 4 days and it becomes an eternal truce. wallah life is beautiful like this without the planes. I got so happy, wallah guys I'm so happy "

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Some of the Palestinian captives that were released today from Israeli prisons. 24.11.23

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this morning the film at lincoln center asked what our favorite dance sequence in a movie was, and seeing my friends’ responses got me thinking about my own so here’s a masterlist for you:

all that jazz (1979) - “everything old is new again” - this was my choice, btw - it never fails to make me smile and it’s the bright spot in a really dark film but it never feels out of place

singin’ in the rain (1952) - “make ‘em laugh” - look, you either know this one or you don’t. it’s an absolute tour de force from donald o’connor and i still to this day have absolutely no clue how he pulled that off not just once but TWICE. whoever has the best supporting actor oscar for 1952 stole it from donald and i believe that to my core.

cold war (2018) - “rock around the clock” - i infamously hate this movie but i stand by the fact that this is one of my favorite dance scenes because it’s the only part in this film with some actual life and i wish the rest of it had even 1/8th of this energy!

phfft! (1954) - “olé!” - is this movie good? not really. but this scene - where ex-spouses judy holliday and jack lemmon end up at the same club with their dates and remember how good of a team they make on the dance floor - is fantastic and funny and i think about it often.

roberta (1935) - “i’ll be hard to handle” - my fred/ginger opinions are a tad controversial (i prefer her to him and my two favorite dances are from some of their least popular films) but i think about them tap-acting out a courtship so much! it’s fun! they’re having fun! is that not what dancing is for! 

stop making sense (1984) - “life during wartime” - maybe this is cheating since it’s a concert film but the film festival in my college town programs this every single year and last year i went for my birthday and we all ran in a circle around the packed theatre and sang and danced along and there’s just some memories that stay with you, and this film is one of them

ship ahoy (1942) - “the pool dance” - my favorite dancer from the golden age of musicals is eleanor powell, and even if the plot to most of her musicals aren’t very good, she’s always amazing to watch in them. i could have easily picked like five eleanor videos to put on here - her holding her own against fred astaire in broadway melody of 1940, her spinning on a heart-o-meter in born to dance, her tapping in morse code in ship ahoy - but this pool number is so complex and so much fun! 

the young girls of rochefort (1967) - “gene kelly” - gene kelly singing and dancing in the streets of rochefort is just delightful, plain and simple.

beau travail (1999) - “rhythm of the night” - just watch this one. is this heaven? is it hell? does it matter? corona is playing. (watch past the credits!)

dogtooth (2009) - “the dance” - sometimes it’s just like that.

it’s always fair weather (1955) - “i like myself” - i haven’t seen this film but i hate that gene kelly has mastered the two things i am extremely passionate about (tap dancing and roller skating) but cannot actually do.

damn yankees (1958) - “who’s got the pain?” - closing this list out with my runner-up pick for best musical scene because GWEN FUCKING VERDON

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