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@spin4muses
if your girlfriend can’t kill you in one hit then what are you doing with your life
imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives.
Giving her pussy goodnight kisses after a long hard day
"Hello? I was told a beautiful woman named Bonnie was looking for a date?" Derrick smiled at Bonnie. "My name is Derrick. I was sent by Bekah."
When her sister Brittney called her to the foyer, Bonnie approached it looking like she had just been in battle ( even though she was literally just fighting off demons minutes prior ). Her blonde curls were in a messy bun with stray strands sticking to the sides of her face while her gold sweater dress was stained with blood.
She was a petite solid woman, standing at a height of 4’11 without heels . Curvy with an hourglass shape that held extra minutes. It was definitely her life of dance and theater that kept her in shape. Not to mention her occupation of running after students in her class every other day.
Her eyes held and emerald green hue while her hair was natural blonde in color. Her skin was warm brown and flaw free. All thanks to the skin care regimen she found important to stick to both morning and night .
A forced laugh of embarrassment escapes her as she hides the cast iron skillet, her personal weapon of choice , behind her back. “ I’m so sorry, wow, this is terrible. I look terrible and a very hot guy is here to see me. Of all days.” Further in the house the sound of chaos could be heard. Her cousin Lucy could be heard shouting for backup. Knowing her siblings and cousin would be okay with her for a couple minutes, Bonnie suggested,” I think we should talk out here,” She opened the door and stepped out first, “ What agency did you say you were from?”
@spin4muses
Derrick could smell the distinct scent of sulphur and hear the chaos but he stepped out with her. Bekah and Nate had both warned the house may be a bit chaotic. If Bonnie wasn't worried, he wouldn't be either.
He stood over her at 6' 1", with a muscular build that pressed his button up flannel shirt to the maximum. His green eyes had a playful glint that reached the model-level smile that crossed his lips above his chiselled jaw. His naturally blonde hair was shaved close on the side but longer on the top that is combed back.
"Agency?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I work with Nate, who knows Caillen. But this isn't about business." He reached behind him to hold a rose out to Bonnie. "I was hoping I would have the chance to ask you out to coffee or lunch. I'd like to get to know you better."
For Nate; What keeps you around Caillen? Why haven't you packed up and left yet? ( qotp )
"Have you seen that ass? I couldn't find that anywhere else in the world backed up by that much sass."
Dino, what do you look for in a partner?
"Soneone who can cook and cuddle and is good with kids and a big family," Dino answered honestly. "Also a flexible.......schedule."
“ Dino, I need you to take my new friend Esme to the shops. She needs things and I can’t go with her but she can’t go alone. What can I do to borrow an hour of your time for this ?” - Caillen
"Absolutely. I would be happy to help." Dino gave a wide grin and nodded. "Just let me know where and when I am needed." His muscles rippled under his casual suit jacket, the silk shirt beneath lacking a tie and with the top few button open. "Is this just to help carry things or are there.... circumstances?" The last word was said at a low whisper.
@regnantis
"Did you know you have a pretty high bounty on you?" (from Samuel)
"Believe it or not, I didn't." Hannah tried to keep from visibly tensing, and to keep her voice light.
She knew the White Council was after her, but as far as she knew the Wardens were convinced to murder for the so-called greater good, not money. Were they so desperate to bring her in they'd put a price on her head and her wanted poster? Or had she pissed somebody else off?
Either way, this wasn't good. All she wanted to do was lie low; she'd kept the Wardens off her back for some time now, and they were a known factor. A bounty meant really anybody might be after her now. Like this guy, who she didn't know from Adam but had tracked her down. How?
"You wouldn't be here coming to collect, would you?" She gathered her will and her fingertips tingled just a little, ten matchsticks ready to light at a word. If he made a move...
"Because if you are, it seems a little shortsighted to walk right up an announce yourself."
"The bounty says alive or dead. If I wanted to kill you, I would have taken a shot from five hundred yards from a sniper post." He opened his hands to show her they were empty besides the small mettalic coin in his hand. It played between his fingers with dexterity of a professional.
"The families of the men you killed put it out a while ago. It was rescinded when you apparently died, but someone still has a grudge against you." He flipped the coin in the air and caught it. "MY problem is that I've heard there's another side to the story. Self defence? I wanted to hear more before I decide how to deal with this situation." He flipped the coin in the air. It hung there in the air over his hand, obviously influenced by magic.
free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared
“ What are you doing this for ? Being with me . We all know there’s better out there for you. Are my parents paying you at this point ?” - Caillen from their main verse .
Nate turned and frowned at Caillen, thinking for a moment. "Do you not trust me?" He asked. "Am I not allowed to make decisions about who I want to spend my life with?" His face fell a little. "Can you not believe in me?"
my kink is fictional couples protecting each other not because one is ‘weaker’ (ie the female character) but because they’re both completely equal and their first instinct is to protect each other
"Will one of you two just sit on my face already?" Nate growled to Caillen and Bonnie.
At first, Bonnie hadn’t heard Nate, her senses already haywired. She moaned into Caillens mouth as the other woman continued to rub her clit with one hand and hold her closely with the other. With her own free hand, she worked it up and down the shaft of Nates cock. Against Bonnies lips Caillen smiles. Kissing her a couple more moments, she brings her hand up and pats her on the ass,” Your throne awaits.” Feeling her hesitate, she reassures her.” Before you say it, you’re not going to smother him. Trust me.”
Having no choice but to take Caillen's word for it, Bonnie removed her hand from him and moved herself closer to the head of the bed. Taking a silent breath, she used the headboard for support as she straddled Nates face, not quite lowering herself onto him. “ Should we have a safe word for this?” She asked, her newness already showing despite her efforts from keeping it from doing so.
@spin4muses
Nate moaned as he felt Bonnie's hand working him. He watched the two women kissing and groaned at the hotness of it all. At Caillen calling his face "a throne", he smirked happily.
"Don't worry about me," he purred up to Bonnie as she stradled his head.hia strong arms wrapped tightly around her thighs to hold her tight. "If I die, it's a warrior's death." With a grin he lifted his head and slowly played his tongue along her wet sex. "Delicious," he growled up before beginning to kiss and lick along her pussy kips.
The second the women felt Nate's hands on the back of their necks, there was absolute silence. Their senses alerting them of his presence first made it so there was no need for any acts of defense.
Caillen instantly melted the moment he kissed her while Bonnie fainted completely, quickly snapping Caillen back to her senses and moving to help support her. “ Now look what you did. Your hotness nearly killed her. “ She accused him before attempting to get Bonnie to start coming to. After a few moments, the blonde's lips curved into a dreamy smile as she began to wake,” I….wow.” She managed to get out, suddenly remembering what made her faint in the first place. A giggle mixed with a purr could be heard coming from her.
Caillen sighed, ” So instead of killing her, you broke her. I doubt she heard a single thing you said although,” She looks from Nate back down to Bonnie and commented,” It’s not a bad idea….”
Nate helped Bonnie down before sitting on his haunches beside the women. At Caillen's last comment he smirked back. "Of course not. It's my idea," he purred. "I do occasionally have them." He chuckled as Bonnie woke up before pointing at Caillen. "Now it's your turn to kiss her. Then you can stop flirting and settle in."
“ what the hell were you thinking?! you could’ve been killed! “ - Lucy to Samuel
"That implies I think about things," Samuel teased back. "We both know that's a lie." He chuckled before groaning and laying back. He had decided to clean the a clogged gutter on the house; however he probably should have waited until it was less wet. The Samuel sized dent in the ground was thanks to a mixture of instinct and his earth magic softening the ground for a few seconds. "Who came up with the designs for this house? That slope is in a terrible place."
"Bonnie? Interested in me?" Nate chuckles. "That would make Caillen....competitive."
“ Apparently it’s some sort of game between them, which we all know isn’t going to end well. Hey, you want in on the current bet that’s going on ? Majority involved think Caillen is going to be the one left with nothing after it all.” Samara bought her cup to her lips and as she shakes her head. Trouble. That’s all this was going to lead to bad anyone who was anyone knew it .
@spin4muses
Nate checked his watch before looking back up at the pair. "If they start tearing each other's clothes off then I wouldn't mind waiting." Nate finished his drink. "Otherwise I have a feeling I might have to do it for them." He groaned as he stood up. "Anything else I should know?"
Samara laughs. " Not from me, now go and get your woman...or women rather. If you need me, you know where to find me." And with that, the demi-goddess disappears.
" You're just acting like this because you think you can but guess what? Contrary to what you believe it's not fair or right!" Bonnie could be heard shouting at Caillen, " Fair!? Don't talk to me about fair," Caillen countered, going on giving Bonnie a spiel on what was and wasn't, completely ignoring the wolf who wasn't that far away.
Nate walked up to the pair of women and placed a hand on the back of both of their necks.
"I have a suggestion that might work for all three of us," Nate growled at both of them. He leaned down and kissed Caillen first, then kissed Bonnie. "Now the two of you kiss and we can make a pack with the three of us together. Then no one needs to decide what's fair." His voice was deep, forceful, and final.
"Bonnie? Interested in me?" Nate chuckles. "That would make Caillen....competitive."
“ Apparently it’s some sort of game between them, which we all know isn’t going to end well. Hey, you want in on the current bet that’s going on ? Majority involved think Caillen is going to be the one left with nothing after it all.” Samara bought her cup to her lips and as she shakes her head. Trouble. That’s all this was going to lead to bad anyone who was anyone knew it .
@spin4muses
Nate checked his watch before looking back up at the pair. "If they start tearing each other's clothes off then I wouldn't mind waiting." Nate finished his drink. "Otherwise I have a feeling I might have to do it for them." He groaned as he stood up. "Anything else I should know?"
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i rewatched the etern.als. and then i got thinkin. and now you guys are on the receiving end of more protective prompts, but these little beauties are aimed more for the act of actually saving a life! bon appetit!
DIALOGUE PROMPTS.
“ what the hell were you thinking?! you could’ve been killed! “
“ hey! get away from them! “
“ if you wanna hurt them, you’re going to have to get through me, first. “
“ you underestimate how much you mean to me. i wasn’t about to let them hurt you. and i certainly wasn’t about to let them even consider killing you. “
“ i told you before. i’m not gonna let anything in this world nor the next harm you. “
“ you need to get out of here! go! i’ll buy you some more time! “
“ what are you doing?! i told you, get out of here! now! “
“ get it through your head, i’m not gonna just leave you here! “
“ now’s not the time to play the martyr, got it? you’ve got a good long life ahead of you, and i intend to keep it that way. “
“ you need to go now, okay? don’t worry. i’ve got this. they’ll want to be trying a lot harder if they want to keep me from protecting you. “
“ don’t worry about me; are YOU okay? “
“ damnit, [NAME]! i TOLD you not to play the hero! “
“ i can look after myself, you know. but… i do appreciate you stepping in back there. you saved my life. “
“ why are you so invested in keeping me alive? “
“ that was for saving my life. “
“ it’s alright, they’re gone now… are you alright? hey, look at me; are you hurt at all? “
“ are you insane?! run! “
“ were you preoccupied, or did you just really want a dramatic heroic entrance before you saved my ass? “
“ are you okay? “
“ yeah, yeah, i’m okay… are you okay? “
“ hey! why don’t you try picking on someone your own size! “
“ hurry! take my hand! “
“ get in the car! now! “
“ i’m sorry i was late… are you alright? they didn’t hurt you too badly, did they? “
ACTION PROMPTS.
add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles around!
[ SHIELD ]: sender uses their own body to shield the receiver from an attack.
[ EMBRACE ]: sender quickly wraps the receiver in a protective hug and turns so the sender’s back might take on the brunt of an on-coming attack.
[ SHOVE ]: seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender runs to them and shoves them out of the line of fire.
[ YANK ]: seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender hastily grabs them and pulls them against them, out of harm’s way.
[ TACKLE ]: sender physically tackles the receiver out of the line of fire.
[ THROW ]: sender throws themselves between the receiver and an on-coming attack, taking on an injury that might have been fatal to the receiver otherwise.
[ DISTRACT ]: sender causes a distraction to draw the receiver’s attacker/s away from them.
[ FIGHT ]: just as the receiver is about to be attacked, the sender arrives suddenly and begins to physically fight off their assailant.
[ CATCH ]: sender manages to intervene and catch the falling receiver before they fall to their death.
[ SACRIFICE ]: sender sacrifices themselves, either fatally or otherwise, in order to save the receiver’s life.
[ HIDE ]: sender quickly pulls the receiver into a hiding place, hiding them from their pursuers.
[ KILL ]: sender, seeing the receiver in immediate and intentionally fatal danger, intervenes by killing their assailant before they can kill the receiver.
[ INCAPACITATE ]: sender, seeing the receiver in immediate danger, intervenes by knocking out their assailant before they can harm the receiver.
[ AFAR ]: sender, having been watching the receiver’s interactions with a threat from afar, saves them from an impending attack while remaining distant from them.
[ SECRET ]: sender, having been secretly following the receiver, saves their life from an immediate threat while remaining hidden from the receiver.
[ REVEALED ]: sender, having been secretly following the receiver, reveals themselves in the process of saving the receiver’s life from an unexpected threat.
[ REUNION ]: after spending a considerable length of time apart, the sender reunites with the receiver after saving their life from an immediate and potentially lethal threat.
[ KISS ]: after having been saved from immediate danger by the receiver, the sender, in a state of intense emotion and relief, kisses them to express these feelings.
[ HUG ]: sender, having just saved the receiver’s life, pulls them into a tight hug out of relief and a need to steady and support both themselves and the receiver.