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I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

tallowandport

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

zahnegott

you ever just commune with a storm?

cresentcube

I love how everyone in the tags collectively decided to envision him as a wise, all knowing sage like being while I vividly remember scrambling for a tissue in my dream bc he accidentally dribbled orange juice down his chin and stained the tablecloth like a overexcited child

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story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and i was like “haha what about dinner” and the mom was like “that is dinner sweetie!” and i was like “i have to go home now”

montparnah-deactivated

when i got home my parents were like “i thought u were staying for dinner” and i told them what happened and my mom was shocked and was like “DELANEY that is RUDE” but my dad laughed for like half an hour

davepetasprite-ebooks-deactivat

Ok I’m white too but who the fuck eats pb&j for dinner

kimoramay-deactivated20170907

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

whitepeopletwitter

petal-metal-blog

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

knuckleduster

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

doodleforfood

Pupper Support was a fan favorite, so here are my Top 4 of the mini-series!

orbusterrarum

great-tweets

👀

monkeysaysficus

They have nine beverages between the two of them

polychromehana

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

jessthecheesewitch

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

queen-rot

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

jessthecheesewitch

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swiftlybeingsteph

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

rip-paramour

Beautiful finish

bunniope

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

bunniope

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

thank you @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts for beetlejuice bootleg 😍

sameboot

today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

sameboot

ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

sameboot

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue

this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window

sameboot

incartis

you’ve crossed into a place untouched by mortals and you need to avoid this place, or else the next time you enter that place, you may never return

does anyone wanna be my friend

i-am-a-fish

Big Announcement: I am a fool!! I do not know things! I am straight-up unaware!!!

parisianqueen-deactivated202004

During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

maraeffect

poor people deserve things they want, too. it is unfair to expect poor people to only buy things they “need”.

enide-s-dear

My grandfather used to tell me: if you only have 20 kr left, you buy grocery for 10 kr and flowers for the other 10 kr because you need a reason to live as well.

korrasera

We are not machines and an unmet need is an unmet need.

tacticianofylisse

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this