It’s Ya Girl

French. 27. STEVE ROGERS APPRECIATION LIFE. Warrior, Bard, Amazon, Witch, Arcanist, Half-elf, Waterbender, Disney lover & Jedi,.ϟ SLYTHERIN CLASS OF '11 ϟ

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[arcaniumagi2]

[slgraywords]

committed

[opryskliwe]

[jumex]

911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

[aw1998monsters]

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[diendane]

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

[spiderslingers-deactivated20210]

[alienbiarcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[thenatsdorf]

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

[skincareroutine]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

BLECH

[animyuls]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? This one is worth at least two million

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

his FUCKING FACE

[stephrc79]

his FUCKING EARS

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[blacktwitterfunny]

[catchymemes]

[kuueater]

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

[geemultani24]

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