STRONG! CUTE! JUSTICE! WIFE!

Elliot, aspiring Lesbian. She/her.

[sharkodactyl]

me explaining my fandom presence

[sheepfulsheepyard]

WOW, the fact that the Russo brothers HATE how taika watiti developed thor’s character in ragnarok really really fucking jumps out in avengers 4!!! 

in ragnarok, taika:

cut Thor’s hair

took away his hammer, signifying that Thor was indeed a character beyond the hammer

took out his eye, signifying that Thor was powerful beyond his physical attributes and ready to take on the responsibility as king 

put Thor as the underdog in the situation, reminding the audience that Thor is clever and intelligent, not only optimistic and cheerful, and purely brawn

had him meet Valkyrie and earn her loyalty, showing him as a leader ready to right the wrongs of Asgard’s past and encourage his people to a better path

developed his relationship with Loki, reminding the audience that they were still brothers and Thor had great capacity for forgiveness, but wasn’t stupid enough to blindly trust Loki 

destroyed Asgard, showing that Thor is ready to take, make, and recover from the big sacrifices and do whatever it takes to keep, care, and protect his people

in avengers 3 and 4, the Russo brothers:

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[rennebright]

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[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[spellweavr]

[great-tweets]

[clodiuspulcher]

Tired: the Etruscan “Phersu” is the origin of the English word “Person”

Wired: the Etruscan “Phersu” is the origin of the English word “fursuit”

[kyloren]

Sophie Turner and Jessica Chastain answer the web’s most searched questions

[tanukiicrossing]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THIS FUCKING BIRD IS 7 FEET TALL!?

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Gokushufudou: The Way of The House Husband

[weirdmageddon]

[cocopark]

Wooloo ★ Sheep Pokemon

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

rubs my hands together

schneekos au time

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

it’s gonna be from a movie take ur guesses

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

hint :>

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[salamispots]

Warrior merm with armorized scales, a helmet, and a sword/trident

howaboutta horseshoe crab

[transfemininomenon]

“what do you want to do with your life?”

[booasaur]

What We Do in the Shadows - 1x07

Bonus: