Unidentified Flying Bastard

24/she/her/they/them

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[fandom-man]

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[realness-remade]

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[newtypezaku]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[389]

[cryptotheism]

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

[d1s4strous]

Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas

[bynine]

more starter babies

[bynine]

starter babies

[deadpowol]

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[sourcreammachine]

me with 9 oven gloves that look like andy burnham

[clickbaitrobot]

9 Oven Gloves That Look Like Andy Burnham

[ammnontet]

the haunted game