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Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

o-lanterns

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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gandalfs-mommy-milkers

kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”

gayteensupreme

wake up new pride flag just dropped

sleuthingbee

knightsf

drowning-moonlight

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

drowning-moonlight

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

steampunk-sorcerer

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

tryclops

who thought this was a good idea lmfaooooo

oak23

dollsahoy

A note for non-doll people seeing this: This is the first time this particular body style has been released in this particular skin tone

so a vast amount of these dolls will be bought entirely for the body

expect to see…creative re-uses of the head

therobotmonster

Mattel: Let’s celebrate the queen’s reign with a new doll.

Customizers:

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

sadboybrigade

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

retroactivebakeries

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

sadboybrigade

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

kuttithevangu

That’s my grandpa

lesbeet

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

wombatking

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent.

twerkyvulture

okay so fuck everything else in Dark Souls i just found out about Maneater Mildred

all she does is run around nude in the swamp with a bag over her head attacking people with a fuckoff huge butcher knife……… queen……….

rszealot

The backstory for Mildred is that during development, one of the QA testers made their character like that and just invaded anyone going through Blighttown. She became so iconic to the area they made an NPC version, so that every player would experience her.

aletheius

why they make her extra thicc though?

twerkyvulture

obviously cause she’s eatin all those mans!

hugoshouseart

♥️🃏⚰️

honeyginsen

hiraethy

"i could fix him" well i could murder him with my voice. shout him apart

beansbuilds

Cottage Living Farmhouse

Finally finished one of my favorite builds ever :) Despite the name, you only need Cottage Living if you’d like this to be a functional farm. 4 bedrooms & 3 bathrooms with a greenhouse art space. Hope you like it! Early access download on my patreon until November 17th.

DOWNLOAD 🐮 (patreon, early access)