eventually

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[weirdlandtv]

“Love ya. Mean it.” Illustration by Martha Rich.

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[glumshoe]

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

[glumshoe]

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

[glumshoe]

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

[echomortis]

[viostormcaller]

KSJQLJWLEJDKENELNFLUEODJE

[imthelesbian-deactivated2018061]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[tkyle]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[gooberjam]

[egberts]

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

[pathosprit]

no, im not old

[egberts]

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

[pathosprit]

you’d be dead in dog years

[egberts]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[spongehole]

*Racialized pedophilia

[redlanternavengerelf42]

I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

[lookingformyanchor]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[shisasan]

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov Chapter 4: A Hymn and a Secret (1880)

[clitorous]

gandalf is and will always be cooler than dumbledore this isn’t even a debate

[clitorous]

gandalf:

 smokes weed

did that to the balrog

got in that fight with saruman

is dumb as fuck

dumbledore:

was a bitch

[soloastarwarsstory]

also when they both respectively died dumbledore just popped off but gandalf got a fucking upgrade

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

[chorusofravenousangels]

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

[nocakeno]

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

[rakkudude]