village idiot

22, she/her nobody look at me

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[nohoperadio]

I know it's just a porn phrase, but there's a compelling metaphysico-poetic resonance in the claim to "destroy [someone's] hole(s)". Take a moment to turn over in your mind what it means to destroy a hole...

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[autosadist]

how are you all carrying on like it isnt all happening

[havingapoemwithyou]

march by Mary Oliver

[skluug]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[lolt64]

this is from a part in Fist of the North Star where a character is dying and in pain, and without it ever being mentioned before, they're all like We Need To Go To Medicine City to get meds to ease their suffering. Medicine City is ruled by Dog Master who fights using dogs and says "Haha.. Dogs are best!"

[dogpuppy]

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[craspyhome-deactivated20200616]

a group of 4 people are given 3 hours to edit a youtube poop and try to turn it back into its regular source material

[dogpuppy]

[secretgarden]

i’m not watching the super bowl i’m playing with my superb hole

[squigglyworms]

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

[xphaiea]

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carved and painted mahogany, mica, nails, handmade paper, found natural objects, tintypes, 1800’s text paper, Ethiopian and Coptic bindings

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