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[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[aztechnology]

op link the video it’s fucking hilarious

[daminwayne]

I have two moods:

constant panic and worrying about every little detail

yolo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debbietrash]

the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 

[virginiaisforhaters]

i am not a parent of a young child but i worked at summer camps for years and let me tell you before it was ruined by parents of young children baby shark was the most fun camp song ever. kids went buckwild over baby shark. but then it had to be commercialized. you ruined it. yall motherfuckers stay away from the bear song or we’ll have words 

[thequantumqueer]

#part of the problem w/ commercializing camp songs#other than you know Everything#is that it canonizes a specific version#one of the best parts of baby shark was that every camp had slightly different versions#does the singer die and go to hell?#are they reincarnated as a shark?#are they left as a concsious severed head bobbing in the waves?#it was different each time it was sung and its fucking beautiful

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Never thought I’d get this much Baby Shark deep lore but I’m here for it.

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[thememeheart]

ALL TIME FAVE

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[justcatposts]

the best kind of neighbor

[thegarnet]

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

[thegarnet]

god i AM josh.

[photosbyjaye]

Star Wars Limbs Removed

[letslipthehounds]

Of course it’s Obi-Wan

[forcearama]

*weeps* I love this 

[wadewilson-parker]

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

[fwizard]

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

[goawfma]

the accuracy ☠️☠️☠️

[lesbianrey]

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

reincarnation <3

[koth-harvest-final]

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

[lovemeugh]

nothing's sexier than the thought of one day living alone in a secluded cottage with zero responsibilities and no one depending on me

[peterokii]

[ceciestnotresang]