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Em, 20s, they/them If you need anything tagged, please let me know :) Icon by @aesthetic-eesome

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[theblackparadeisdead]

Google how to make ibuprofen work now how to make painkiller kick in RIGHT NOW like NOW make ibuprofen start working instantaneously please please please

[theblackparadeisdead]

What the fuck are you talking about

[theblackparadeisdead]

This is the first funny tag someone has left on this post in like 2 years

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reply from hottestReginald: So many drug addicted pregnant trashy whores on this app it blows my mind

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: #that's rfk's secret blog /End IDs]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[only-cat-memes]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[kragehund-est]

challenge for tumblr: view a post that says "it's good when women reject societal pressure and forgo shaving + make-up" and accept it at that. maybe even add something productive. anything but tired what-about-isms. please

[kragehund-est]

[cicada-heart]

beaded marine life pins and earrings ❤️ all available and ready to ship- get an extra 10% off with ‘tumblr10’ at checkout!

etsy // kofi

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[mrkanman]

i went to mad at you island and there was a single shuddering obelisk made out of an unidentifiable black substance where nothing would grow near it. so yeah i think you might need to work that out at some point.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[particularj]

Dialogue:

Erika: “You boy, what day is it?” (In the style of Ebenezer Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Carol)

Brennan: “It’s Pride, bitch!”

[combeferres-mothematics]

LAMARQUE EST MORT *Disco music intensifies*

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

[remmickz]

[zombie-dance]

[funkylittlebats]

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the neighbours don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the sun and the sky don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

I was looking at baby photos, and he’s literally doing the exact same shit but nuder

[papayajuan2019]

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.