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pseudomantis

hungwy

whats ur fav fruit?

Not a good time for this. I'm in the hut

captain-price-returns

All time great.

barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

hungwy

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

queerishly

let it be known that if you blog hard enough, you’ll wake up to a really pretty girl in your bed

micromontage

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

frenchifries

she's so normal i love her

michaelnordeman

Knocked out by too much nectar? It can happen to the best of us.

Buff-tailed bumblebee/Bombus terrestris/mörk jordhumla. Värmland, Sweden (12 July 2026).

Actually, she was doing more than fine. She was busy collecting pollen and packing it into the specialised "pollen baskets" (corbiculae) on her hind legs. She was soon on her way again, as you can see in the final picture:

machinot

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

parakeet

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

parakeet

Fart wife?

prokopetz

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

calloutnevvegas

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

revretch

….. Didn’t know most of that

iamthekaijuking

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

revretch

Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

bogleech

(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

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Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.