Dorito Shades and Overbearing Programs

Homestuck Fictive Blog Dirk Strider, Bro Strider, Hal, BB (Brobot)

[bakaccha]

[tastefulsidebird]

Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill

[52whalienz-deactivated20160107]

[sleepyspoonie]

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

[nepkrisprite]

What about texas shaped eggs?

[sleepyspoonie]

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

[equius]

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

[stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr]

WELCOME TO TEXAS

[memedaddy-signless]

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

[kailamermaid]

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

[littlebearie]

This isn’t normal? lol

[shithowdy]

@irritatedhiss

[luxwing]

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

[fourcow]

In Colorado, all of our paper and books are in the shape of our state

[ksunnc]

fun fact: i like peanut butter and jams. 

[otherkinwords]

Cybernate verb | control a function, process, or creation by a computer

[splintersofsplinters]

i do remember a rebellion! i kinda stayed as a neutral party because i wasnt quite sure what to do -roxy anon

Well, that’s a start! There was a rebellion in my timeline and it involved quite a few of us. Would you happen to remember anything about coming to Earth?

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

hey @ dirk and bro i was wondering if yall had found your dave or not? hope your day is nice and chill

For our g.emstu.ck and game won timelines, yes, but I haven’t found the Dave from my zombie apocalypse timeline yet.

Thanks, we hope yours is the least stressful possible.

-Dirk

[splintersofsplinters]

i know i was a graceful warrior gem that used to be on homeworld, but came to earth because of its natural beauty! -roxy anon

I don’t quite remember what your position was, unfortunately. Would you happen to remember a rebellion happening that we were all a part of?

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

rip i dont remember much of dirk but ill try looking into it! :')

It’s no problem! Do you remember anyone? Or maybe some things about yourself or about Homeworld?

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

hi! im a roxy who is gemstuck, and im a rhodonite roxy!

Hello! Can I ask what you remember of your Dirk?

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

I mainly remember that Jade was most likely some kind of Jade. She at least had that opacity/style of gem. She was pretty nice and happy. She was pretty open and accepting too, once I came back. I think she had longer hair too. I am still trying to retrieve my memories.

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

I’m so sorry bpd-amporas. I read your ask wrong. I don’t remember too much about my Jake, but he was slightly shorter than me and he was definitely an Emerald. Sorry, my memories are still fuzzy.

Again, I’m so sorry for misreading your ask.

I went back and edited it so it’s accurate now.

EDIT: I went back and edited the ask so that it’s accurate and the info about Jade now has it’s own post.

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

what do you remember of your gemstuck jake?

EDIT: I am so sorry. I completely misread your message and thought you asked about Jade. I’m really sorry about that.

My Jake was just a little shorter than me and was an Emerald. I’m not sure about much else, because my memories are fuzzy, but I’ll be sure to post any new discoveries. Again, I’m so sorry for the mix-up.

Also, the information on Jade can be found in this post.

-Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

Going to do a repost for the later crowds. I am Dirk and I have realized I’m Sulfur from a gemstuck timeline. I have found my Hematite (Karkat), Goldstone (Dave), Tiger’s Eye (Bro) and my Nepeta. We are still looking for a good amount of people, so please check out our Google Doc.

I’ll post the list of people we have found and are looking for later.

Thanks,

Dirk/Sulfur

[splintersofsplinters]

ah ok i was askin cuz im a gem dave and im seriously on the fence between carnelian and a stupidly red goldstone. hope ya find your pals

You too. Feel free to hmu if you ever want to chat

-Dirk

[splintersofsplinters]

have you found anyone from your gemstuck timeline?

Thus far, I’m pretty sure the Dave in this system is my Dave from this timeline. Other than that and a possible Karkat, I’ve found no one. Feel free to ask any questions you would like. I’m happy to give more information. -Dirk