Broken System

Hey! We have DID (dissociative identity disorder.) This page will be filled with things we like and we might also post little notes and things about ourselves here and there. You may ask us anything if you want. We'll probably answer it. @spltzdev is our main account (nothing on it but you can dm us there or on here)

[splitdev]

ur dog looks sad

Yeah. She is happy though. She just has a droopy face. ~ Shadow

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We do this way too often and no one has noticed. I don't know what we'll do when someone notices. Big oof. ~ Shadow

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For the person who asked for more pictures of our dog. I'll probably post another one soon. ~ Shadow

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Heya, couldn yalls send more dog pics, they're lovely

I got you dude. I'll post some a little later. ~ Shadow

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Hi, I'm Charlie I'm a little scared to talk in public but I don't know how to message you otherwise Will you be my friend?

Hey Charlie. You can private message us if you want on our other account or I can message you first. And of course ~ Shadow

[splitdev]

I'm bored as hell. Yall should ask me/us some questions. There are no stupid questions. You can ask it on this page or message us if you don't want anyone else to see it. And this isn't a one time thing, ask us questions whenever you want. ~ Shadow

[splitdev]

You guys have an alter named Kane?? We do too!!

Ayyyy what's up other Kane? We're the Kane bros now haha ~ Kane

[splitdev]

First off, great show, really funny. And second off, I'm gonna @ the host again

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@ the host ~ Shadow

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Here's a picture of our puppo because why not. It's a Friday afternoon and it's a perfect time to see a pup. And I don't have anything else to post for today. ~ Shadow

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Find people like this yall, and keep them around ~ Shadow

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Us right now ~ I don't know who I am. Big oof

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My job is to be stupid. Not really, a persecutor does not reveal their secrets. (I don't reveal it at least) ~ Shadow

(P.S. Austin says hi and that he wants a marshmallow. I don't know why)

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The youngest (Austin) said "Shadow it's so cute!!! I want to look like that!!!" I told him he does and he was really happy. I don't find it cute but anything for littles I guess. Amirite? ~ Shadow

[splitdev]

A little about me (Shadow)

So I feel like catching up on some posts so there will be one later today (posts don't have timestamps so that's useless info.) Probably only like 2 people will read this but eh, a post is a post. This will be my short bio.

So as yall know, my name is Shadow. I'm basically in charge of this page. You may see other names on here (DJ and Kane) but mostly mine. I've been around for maybe 4 or 5 years at this point. Feels like it's been forever but I guess that's because the body is young (use your imagination for age) Anyways, I'm actually pretty chill, and kinda funny. I like helping people feel better. Now let me say this, I'm a persecutor but I have one specific job (not going to say it because that'd be a trigger warning and I'm lazy) but outside of that one job, I'm a nice person. Although I'm pretty boring sometimes. We're actually a pretty boring system. Maybe I'll put bios of some of the others eventually, depends on if they want to share or not. But I can definitely put a bio of Austin (youngest) because I'm sure he'd like that, even if he has no idea what this is, he likes attention but that's because he's little. Anyways, I don't have anything else to say, feel free to ask me questions though.

(I'm making a tag for these bios, in case there's another one, so I'll always use this tag)

[splitdev]

Kermit knows what's up ~ Shadow

[splitdev]

Oops

We've been trying to post at least once a day but haven't done it in a few days so gotta fix that. We've been busy looking for classes to take and not gonna lie, playing Minecraft or anything on Steam. (wanna play something together? Dm us) And we have school in 3 weeks so we won't post daily (probably) when it starts. We gotta find some memes or just stupid stories we have to post. In the meantime, feel free to ask questions, to this page or in a dm. ~ Shadow

P.S. This gif has nothing to do with the post, I just like it for no reason