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woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#a straw sun hat!

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was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

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#for free!#we got him from a friend of a friend of my mams #whose dog got out and went missing for like a week and came back pregnant #she heard we had just lost our dog and got onto us about giving us a puppy and that’s how we got Freddie

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

#red bell peppers my beloved

soup-mother

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

#this is true #I’m 6 and I’m 3 and a half apples tall

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

#oooh #ref

yesornopolls

If you have a middle name, is it after someone else in your family?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onJul 6

#this is so funny and here’s the truth #the middle name from my deadname right #I’m named after my mams best friend from childhood #…and then when I was 3 it came out she was also my DADS AFFAIR PARTNER #so I was literally named after my dads mistress #and then later when my parents seperated and my dad remarried #you’ll never guess what his wife’s name is #MY FUCKING MIDDLE NAME

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do you have a common name?

yes

no

kinda?

not anymore

results

Voting ended onJul 5

#my name is nick #I’m literally just a guy #just some guy named nick

bioluminescent-fungus

Do you look more like your…

Mom

Dad

Other family member

Even mix of traits

Not enough bio family to say

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Voting ended onJul 1

#I look most like whichever parent I’m standing next to

ispyspookymansion

did you do anything gay and or trans to celebrate pride month this year

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 2

decide the nuance of your answer for yourself this is your call

#not officially but I did move in with my boyfriend after 8 years together #which seems like a long time but we’ve been dating since 16 and the housing market is shit #but yay! gay rights!

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

negativesanchez

#my barber is from my town along the same bus route as me and when ever I get my hair cut and I’m leaving we’re like #YUP D (bus route) YUUUP GOWAN (bus route)#bus route I hate u ur notoriously the worst bus but you are MY bus route. love u bus route.

apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

#I have two last names #one means mariner and one means son of a fierce warrior #together we make a pirate

The thing about working with small kids (toddlers and under) is that sometimes you get a nickname based on the ways children say your name when they are learning how to talk. To everyone at work, my name is Milk.

Just got the keys to my first apartment :)