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How Kate and John met
Kate: Okay, I’m just gonna double-check your form here- John! You redacted all the information!
John: I answered some of ‘em.
Kate: For date of birth you wrote “Spring time”.
John: Which is true.
Kate: Everything you write down is confidential. We need you to give real answers.
John: Fine.
Castiel: I’m going to take a shower. Do you want to join me?
Dean: You know, angel, there’s a gun under my pillow in my room. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
Chuck, on the phone: Who is this?
Lucifer, also on the phone: It's your son. *Turns and mutters* Bitch.
Sam: You might wanna slow down.
Dean: Not unless I speed up on something stronger. Want anything from the bar?
Kevin, after not sleeping for two days straight and working on a case with the Winchesters: Okay, so, no one went in, no one came out. The lab confirmed that the surveillance footage wasn’t tampered with. So what happened in there, Olive Dean?
Kevin: *Holds up a mini-Dean made out of olives*
Olive Dean: I don’t know.
Kevin: AHH, YOU CAN TALK!
*At Claire’s 21st birthday party*
Donna: Don’t worry, Claire. We’re here for you tonight.
Dean: *Raises cup* To Claire’s first drink, huh?
Everyone: *Cheers*
Claire: *Downs it*
Everyone: 0_0
Claire: …Ooh, it burns.
Godstiel: From now on, call me God!
Sam: How about we call you a good therapist?
“Aww, you know nothing’s too low for me.” - Meg
Castiel: Maybe it's time we should take a look at the bigger picture here.
Sam: Yeah, maybe- *Pauses, then sighs*…You’re talking about that picture, aren’t you? *Points to a nearby abstract painting*
Castiel: Yes! I still don’t quite understand it.
Sam: I just liked it, Cas. I don’t know why you’re so confused by it like this is the seventh time you’ve asked about it.
Castiel: Nevermind. It doesn’t matter… *Glances at it before looking back* Now that we’ve looked at that let's return to the task at hand.
Bela: I miss these little perks when I’m down in Hell. Being forced to wear a knockoff handbag and drink tap water.
Dean: That’s what you think Hell is?
“Dad? The workaholic with rage issues who can’t discern the potency of his own cologne?” - Sam
Crowley: Do you trust me?
Dean: Honestly-
Crowley: Let me restate that: you're going to have to trust me.
Michael: I’m initiating Operation Trident.
Gabriel: Cool, just like the sugarless gum because we’re going to chew them up.
Michael: No! Like the famed weapon of the sea, forged by the cyclopes for Poseidon himself. The trident has three prongs like my approach-
Lucifer: Uh, not to interrupt, but Aquaman’s trident has five prongs.
Michael: That’s absurd. The prefix tri- means three. What this aquatic man carries is better termed a pentidant.
Lucifer: No, it's a trident. They call it that in the original theatrical release and the Snyder Cut so you’re 100% wrong and everyone’s laughing at you.
Michael: Well, regardless Operation Trident has three prongs. Prong one: Gabriel and Lucifer.
Lucifer: Oh, nice. The most important prong.
Michael: Wrong. Prong two, the center prong, is the most important prong on a trident. It's the longest and straightest and breaks the least often.
Lucifer: Are you just mad because I questioned you about the Aquaman thing?
Michael: Yes.
Sam: Just think of it as a new experience. I mean, at your age when does that happen?
Bobby: At my what?
Sam, on the phone with Dean and Donna while at the morgue with Jody: Are you two drunk?
Dean, wasted out of his mind: Absolutely!
Jody: It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon.
Dean: It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Rowena: You know, I’ve really just been on my own. Traveling Europe, Christmases in Acapulco.
Crowley: The current murder capital of Mexico.
Rowena: Well, I haven’t been there recently.
Crowley: Too bad.
“I mean, I’ll check out a hot guy’s ass, but that’s normal” - Dean