artisanal memes

Emily | 26 | she/her | hella gay all day

[itsnicsalad]

incredible pull on tiktok earlier

[shrugsinchinese]

Be real Adrian who do you think you’re fooling

Context for twilling

[for-those-who-wait]

Tfw you forget there's term for it, on account of the amnesia

Happy pride!

[raccoonmilf]

I sound so homophobic whenever I talk about keeping bears out of theater spaces I swear I’m talking about Ursus americanus

[mortalityplays]

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

[blonsh]

[thoodleoo]

yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn

[animentality]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[gaynaegis]

I like to imagine that if humans and eridians could touch, then eridians would appreciate the feel of scratches against their carapace : )

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[cowardsexual]

stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"

complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)

[chirrups]

look at my clutchmate dawgg, they are gonna get us fired from the biodome project

(@tamago-cantdraw's wonder)

[sticker-stars]

he's a little clingy

[eameschairs]

doodles for some fics i've been enjoying lately: the astrobiology immersion project by @startingatmidnight, i'd wave my hand, reveal the stars by @wyvernquill, and phenomenal nominal nothing by @grimark

[shrugsinchinese]

Since Eridians are cosexual and sexual dimorphism isn’t really a thing for them I thought of the reason as to how Adrian grew so much larger while Rocky was away

I’ll say the normal eridian adult molts once every 35-40 human years and Adrian’s friends and family were concerned AF because they were going once every 12 years or so. Said loved ones forced Adrian to get a therapist about 5 (still human) years before Rocky and Grace returned

[kaiiaii]

Stupid doodle of this post that did numbers on my other blog lol

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