:V

A quality bog She/hers Cis

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

[458645986867685-deactivated2018]

👌🐸

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[operattack]

[dagfella-deactivated20180813]

new fave cryptid

[habitualshaker]

*takes a panorama shot of a normal polar bear walking past me* spotted

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[dumbegg]

[snakeghoul]

[rate-my-reptile]

Too Bad My Captain,

[cedar-glade]

[demonicvulcan]

a summary of Leonard McCoy:

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[spitandvinegar]

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks

[faedex-blog]

This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

[blazeball]

lafayette: but for this this to succeed there is someone else we need

washington: i know

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[space-dorks]

Practical baseball advice from Lieutenant Commander Worf.

[brinnanza]

same