#SPOILERS

Indie pre-52 Spoiler!Stephanie Brown

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an open letter to justin timberlake:

date me

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steph tried to ignore her. a damn hard thing to do when she kept going on and on. jesus, had she always been this yappy ? maybe people did have a point when they said she spoke too much…

“no, what you are is a drug-induced figment of my imagination.” she paused in front of the little spoiler, mouth pressed into a displeased purse as she chewed on her cheek and glared at her. “the question is: WHY am i being haunted by my ghost of personas past now ?” she stared at her hard, her eyes almost slits. “jesus fuck, you look eve more real than last time…” almost like she’d be solid to the touch…

     She grabbed at the fabric of her costume, tugging on it. Seemed pretty real to her. “Ooookay, I think you’re CLEARY in need of some help.” Batman HIRED this lady? Was he NUTS? Okay, well, maybe he was kinda nuts, but Steph never thought this nuts! She leaned back slightly to avoid the other invading her personal space like that. “YOUR persona’s? Listen lady, nobody has EVER been the Spoiler but me-”

     Oh. Her eyes widened. “Ohmygod.” She poked the other’s shoulder. “You’re... ME?!” The hair... the voice.... how did she not- HOW- WHY-? She pulled her mask off, looking at the other with bewilderment

     “WHAT THE %*^&*#%?!”

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SENTENCE STARTERS | THE INCREDIBLES

❝ Do you have a secret identity? Every superhero has a secret identity! ❞ ❝ No matter how many times you save the world, it always seems to get into jeopardy again. ❞ ❝ Sometimes I just want the world to stay saved, you know? ❞ ❝ I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for maybe 10 minutes?! ❞ ❝ Sometimes I think I’d like the simple life. Relax a little, raise a family… ❞ ❝ Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so. ❞ ❝ Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! ❞ ❝ Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour. ❞ ❝ Not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them! ❞ ❝ When you asked if I was doing anything later, I thought it was going to be playful banter. ❞  ❝ Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. ❞ ❝ You’re guilty! I can see it on your smug little face! ❞  ❝ The world wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everyone else. ❞ ❝ Our powers are nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers make us special. ❞  ❝ They caught you on tape and you still got away with it?! Whoa! ❞ ❝ What do you know about normal!? What does anyone in this family know about normal!? ❞ ❝ Where’s your speech about how feeble I am, how inevitable my defeat is etc etc? ❞ ❝ Look, what if we actually did what everyone thought we were doing? Just to shake things up. ❞ ❝ Darn you! We can’t blow our cover again! ❞ ❝ I appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. ❞ ❝ I know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with me. ❞ ❝ You’re still here. You can still do great things…or be normal. Your choice. ❞ ❝ I do usually make a point to know who I’m working for. ❞ ❝ I was surprised to get your call, but perhaps you come with a challenge? ❞ ❝ I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. ❞ ❝ Darling! It’s been such a long time after all these years! So long! ❞ ❝ All I wanted was to help you! And what did you say to me!? ❞ ❝ I’ve learned an important lesson…You can’t count on anyone. ❞  ❝ See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. ❞ ❝ You sly dog! You caught me monologuing! ❞ ❝ I always knew you were tough! I was right to idolise you! ❞ ❝ You don’t have to worry about one thing, I’ve got baby sitting wired! ❞ ❝ I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out! ❞ ❝ I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do – we’re not gonna panic. ❞ ❝ We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived, but we’re dead! ❞ ❝ I seem to recall you prefer to ‘work alone’… ❞ ❝ I knew you couldn’t do it. Even when you have nothing to lose, you’re weak. ❞   ❝ You want to go towards the people who tried to kill us? ❞ ❝ Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. ❞  ❝ If anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can. ❞ ❝ It wasn’t fair of me to suddenly ask so much of you. ❞ ❝ Doubt is a luxury we can’t afford anymore ❞ ❝ Valuing life is not weakness, and disregarding it is not strength. ❞ ❝ Our lives could be in jeopardy…Or worse, our marriage! ❞ ❝ How could I betray the perfect woman~? ❞ ❝ Oh come on, you gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! ❞ ❝ You killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one!? ❞ ❝ Tell me where my supersuit is! We’re talking about the greater good here! ❞ ❝ “Greater good”? I am your husband/wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get! ❞ ❝ Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal some manners! ❞ ❝ You’re going in while what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? ❞ ❝ I can’t lose you again! I can’t….not again! ❞   ❝ Does this mean we can come out of hiding? ❞ ❝ The people of this country are indebted to you. ❞   ❝ You took away my future…I’m simply returning the favour. ❞ ❝ Who knows..you might make a good sidekick! ❞ ❝ …Does this mean we have to move again…? ❞ ❝ Soon all will tremble before me! ❞

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I used to be pretty into stephcass but i’m really just not anymore

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would u dump tim if justin asked u out answer honestly

     “I- WELL- I MEAN- HE’S FLIRTED WITH OTHER GIRLS WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE-”

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          Dear Diary, I know what my next science project is going to be called:

                                "My love/hate relationship with Gravity."

                                                Stephanie Brown | Pre-n52 | Pre-Batgirl

                                                                           By Reg

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bounced back ? what was that supposed to – 

oh, no. oh, no, no, no. NO. steph took a step back, gave the girl a long, hard look. the height difference wasn’t too… much – an inch maybe. the proportions were… there. oh, hell, no. “aw, fuck !” hands dropping to her sides dramatically, she stomped across the roof. “i knew it. i knew ivy had dosed me with something ! nope, i am NOT playing this game again.”

     “Uhh....” Well this was a thing currently happening. Stephanie could only look on utterly lost for words as the woman rambled on about... whatever she was freaking out over. Geez, they let THIS headcase into their ‘family’ but I got the boot? “Dude, you’re starting to freak me out.”

     Forget her initial annoyance, now she was just confused. “Hey, look, we’re both a couple tough, no nonsense, hard hitting blonde chicks on patrol, right? No need to get all....” Nutso. “-eager. Here, let’s start again. I’m the Spoiler. I assume Batman’s already had you READ my file.” Do I have a file? I better have a file! “Stephanie Brown. Steph, if it’d make you more comfortable.”

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Stephanie: This is my sexiest shirt. It’s got Darth Vader on the front.

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“in my defense that was a temporary codename.”  he’s teasing mostly, a goofy little grin dawning his features. “guess not.” a beat. he doesn’t want to sound too eager to agree with that sentiment, but it’s certainly enough to make him smile.  “ –but in alvin draper’s defense, the name worked on you.”

     “It SO did not!” Oh damn it the smile, she was ALWAYS a sucker for his stupid goofy cute smile! “Why do you think I called you nothing but ROBIN for all those months? Please! People bought that name about as much as they did for ‘Mr. Sarcastic.’” She emphasizes with a deep tone at the end. “I knew that was you on that broadcast the SECOND you walked out with those stupid fake tattoos.”

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“no way? you made that site? i used to go on it all the time.” // @spoilerized

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     “GOOOOOOOOD-”

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“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

     “Happy Birthday!”

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

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cassandra sandsmark: would you boys excuse us, I need to talk with stephanie alone for a second.

*drags stephanie off to the side*

cassandra sandsmark: dude. what are you doing?

stephanie brown: what do you mean?

cassandra sandsmark: I mean, wendy told me you kicked ass at ping pong.

stephanie brown: I do! I always win.

cassandra sandsmark: okay, then why are conner and tim beating us right now?

stephanie brown: oh. well, tim’s been feeling kind of down lately, and I thought a win might cheer him up and help his mood.

cassandra sandsmark: …so you’re purposely losing just so your boyfriend will feel better?

stephanie brown: well when you put it that way…yeah. I am.

cassandra sandsmark: oh my g-okay, I get it, you’re coming from an altruistic place, but-steph, you shouldn’t be sucking just for tim’s benefit.

stephanie brown: trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for tim’s benefit!

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dodging her blows wasn’t even that hard. they just didn’t make them like they used to, huh ?  “give it up, kid ! ” her hand wrapped around the girl’s wrist, pulling her closer so she could get up all in her face – mask ? – and batgirl was suddenly too serious. “spoiler is DEAD and she should’ve stayed that way.”

     “GAAAH-! Hey! What’s your DAMAGE, lady?!” She grunted and struggled herself free, rubbing her wrist. “Geez louise! And newsflash, but I bounced BACK from that! Yeesh. You’re wound as tight as ROBIN these days-” She grumbled something before putting a hand on her hip and pointing. “If BATMAN was gonna hire a new Batgirl, you’d think he’d at least pick up the PHONE and hit up one of his former sidekicks! The jerk.”