Tsh Headcanons (some slightly nsfw)
Dislikes the name John because it’s short, common, and his father’s
Has an older half brother (father’s first marriage) and a younger sister, Judy reminds him of her somewhat
His dorm building has a cat that follows ppl around, sometimes he’ll let it in his room and leave the door open a bit so it can get back out
Never loved another person before, even family, tho cares for siblings a bit
Communal/grandiose narcissist
Used to play guitar, writes solid lyrics but boring progressions, ends up abandoning every song before it’s finished, mostly just plays covers
He’s a good lay, very cognizant of partners’ body language
Likes to hang out with Judy when she’s getting ready, even if he’s not going out with her that night + could absolutely hook up with/date Judy if he wanted but he likes having her as a friend, even if he takes her for granted
Has sun damage that looks like freckles, he spent a lot of time outside as a kid, just to get away from that house
Ears pierced, did not go unnoticed by Bunny
Small collection of Guerlain lipstick, but ends up wearing just one shade all the time: a wine color
Wants girl friends but feels out of place among them when she tries
Blonde lashes and brows, same with Charles, looks a bit stark in black mascara so she uses brown
Shower singer + takes long showers, she likes to think in there, thought daughter, steams up the bathroom, Charles’ showers run cold sometimes as a result
Gifting her fur is a safe bet on holidays
Internalizes her feelings, the opposite of Charles who can barely hide his to save his life
Deviated from the norm when she went to Richard while she was upset, she usually keeps such things to herself (hence the way she downplayed how painful the glass in her foot was) but took a chance at being vulnerable only for him to take shots at her - she took this into account later when he asked her to marry him
She wanted to say yes when Richard asked her to go back to his dorm with him, but she wasn’t willing to jeopardize the dynamic between her and Henry, especially when she needed a contingency plan for Charles
His scar is from broken glass, this intensified his anxiety about the sitch with cam’s foot
Tism haver, but he’d be offended at the notion
Can be mechanical during sex
No sexual preference or hang-ups, but catching his attention is near impossible as it predicates on intrigue, hence his interest in Camilla/Richard as they are both mysterious to him
Fine with making plans last minute, hates changing plans last minute
Bunny was his first real/meaningful friendship
American psycho ahh workout routine + he meal plans
Tailored clothes, not just because of his size, but also for minimizing sensory discomfort
Firmly believes the final bacchanal attempt was “successful” specifically because of Bunny’s absence, that it was Bunny holding them back before by not taking the endeavor seriously
Sometimes mutters to himself when agitated, under the impression no one can hear it
Pomade > gel, washes that shit off his hands expeditiously when he’s done styling
Has a signature cologne he uses everyday and never deviates from, I’m thinkin Guerlain Vetiver (1961): Top Notes: Bergamot, lemon, mandarin, neroli, and coriander, Heart Notes: Vetiver and cedarwood, Base Notes: Tobacco, nutmeg, pepper, and tonka bean + you know that man reeks of cigarettes
Likes crackerjack, sticks the stickers on Henry and sees how long it takes for him to notice, which is almost immediately, “I can feel you doing it”
Preference for vacationing on the coast
Listened to radio shows as a kid
Derisive sense of humor as a result of having so many brothers, he doesn’t understand just how much it grates on people cus it’s his norm
I’m retconning his blue eyes, he’s actually blonde with the lightest golden honey brown eyes
Sometimes when speaking to Richard, he’ll try to piss him off by bending his knees just enough to bring himself and Richard eye to eye, emphasizing the height difference between them
Leg bouncer, never sits right in a chair
Deflects and projects like a mf, almost never takes criticism to heart, but will not let a perceived slight slide, when a nerve is struck it’s disastrous so it’s good then that he doesn’t often pick up on stuff like that
Good with kids, he seems to understand them, Marion likes that about him
Doodles portraits of strangers or whoever’s around when bored, he did one of Camilla once that she liked so much she asked to keep it, he doesn’t much care for Camilla but so rarely does he get praise (especially for his artwork, being in such a machismo family and all) that it meant something to him all the same
Used to be bit of a film buff, vintage film of course, still reads up on it from time to time
Knows it’s time for a haircut when Cam gets hers cut
Wine enjoyer, but started drinking stronger stuff after the bacchanal
On occasion will significantly exaggerate how inebriated he is when hooking up with Francis
Feels the need to pick up the slack in a dead convo, lots of practice carrying a conversation having Camilla as a sibling
Smokes Newports, the menthol makes them easier to chainsmoke
Passive aggressive, he and Richard have that in common, they can have brat offs
Bunny makes fun of his accent with the go to phrase “boston habah”
Will let someone vent without trying to give solutions/advice
Kim, as a lawyer, had a way with words, writing love notes that Francis would later keep in secret after his marriage with Pricilla. He likes having proof he was worthy of being someone’s first choice
Will drink coke (from a bottle but not a can) with cherries
Vinyl record collector + but with a nasty fossil of a record player
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