spontiferous

25 year old that spends way too much time on the Internet. This is my personal blog. My medblr can be found here.

[catchymemes]

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill

[rubyetc]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[memewhore]

[awsomecutecats]

At the vet’s office

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

someone copy pasted he

[2345678ueryg9fv7rehufwvurfeg]

himbo stack

[lobochon]

stardew not having any instructions on how to play whatsoever kinda makes sense when you consider the farmer just quit their office job one day and moved to a farm

[gaycommunist]

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty then to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

I have found a Legendary Post

[doe--lita-deactivated20220823]

ITS HERE

[ch-ch-ch-cherrrybomb]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[taraljc]

UK: Please send nudes

GREECE: You first

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

The titties b in the seatbelt like %

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[guerrillatech]

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[madeofwhitebone]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[funnytwittertweets]

[animatedtext]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmates

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

@desinteresse