[oneheadtoanother]

wassup

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

598.417

geese

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[tlirsgender]

Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

[blu-et]

fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[byjove]

[byjove]

“both of these people are insane” he’s my father. he made me insane.

[cryptotheism]

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[skygenders]

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[desinteresse]

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[jessebloom]

[godshideouscreation]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened