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jakemorph

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

boomer-mythology-destroyer

#i love you open source software people <3

torturelabyrinth

Pale fire club remix

I was the shadow. I was the shadow. I was the shadow. I was-was the shadow. I was was was was was was was was wastheshadow wastheshadow wastheshadow wastheshadow

Of The Wax. Wing. Slain [beat drop]

iwishiwasonfire

nuclearfaggot

oh man. oh jeez

lightblueminecraftorchid

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

#aughhhhhhhhhh #i will learn to take up space this year for real i will

probuccalfat

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

thethirdromana

The top 100 novels of all time published in English, as voted for by authors, critics and academics worldwide. How many have you read?

How many of the Guardian's 100 best novels of all time have you read?

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Voting ended onMay 19

Bonus: add in the tags which one is your favourite.

#25 >:)#and counting

danielwaldorf

it's so scary how many people seem normal but have a boyfriend/husband in the military... guys watch out they walk among us.

danielwaldorf

gay man at my work whose mexican father was deported. HAS HUSBAND IN THE US MILITARY. what the fuck is going awnnnn

danielwaldorf

i kid but fr it's So fucking scary to like exist in normal spaces and hear how people talk ab the us military. ig i got used to being in academia where we're all like on the same page re: american imperialism but out here in the real world people literally talk about enlisting in the army like it's working at quiznos or some shit. actually no they talk about it like it's a fucking vacation they're all excited about benefits and traveling and there's literally Zero political or moral discussion ever attached to it. like i just have to stand there and nod along while my coworker tells me that their boyfriend kills people for a living. and i can't say anything about that i just have to act like that's chill and normal. to kill people for money. cool.

#soooo many airline people are former military. pilots of course but even flight attendants #very frequently i'm jumpseat yapping with someone who seems chill and we get to the ''what did you do before this'' part of the convo #and they're like oh i was in the military.#like how am i supposed to square you seeming like a cool chill person with the fact that you just told me you signed up to kill for a livin

nicolegendary

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

#also: things I only ever said to my girlfriend who I knew would agree with me because we are the world's most correct opinion havers

tothechaos

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.