Ice Cream🍦🖤🧡 My Gf 🥰🖤🧡 Spooky Shit 👻🎃

[kartuteam]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[stylesnews]

CapitalOfficial: .@Harry_Styles talking about his goddaughter is the most wholesome thing i’ve ever witnessed 

[xmileycyrusfashionstyle]

[xmileycyrusfashionstyle]

2015 Grammys

[ladychlo]

I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

[spitblossoms]

[miss-styles]

AAAAAAHHHHHGGGG

[mr-styles]

spotify: You know it's not the same As It Was. HarryStyles just broke some records 🏆

[mr-styles]

"As It Was" has officially broken the all-time record for biggest single day streams for a song by a male artist in global Spotify chart history.

[spitblossoms]

[spitblossoms]

[stylesnews]

Harry Styles as Eros in ETERNALS (2021)

[ousia-poetica]

The wounds with forgetfulness and forgiveness rarely heal. Art by Jelena Kevic Djurdjevic “blackgoldsun”.

[fuckyoubaker]

[achillesdespair]

you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.

[distantvoices]

By Damien Krisl For Puss Puss Magazine June 2020. Makeup By Eny Whitehead.

[happyheidi]