Dumb B*tch Juice

Yeeted straight out of hell She/Her pronouns

[jinglebellrockstars]

[olvaheiner]

[pianostrings]

Rebel Moon – Chapter Two: Curse of Forgiveness

[ragingduststorm]

Atticus Noble doing the superhero pose and killing people in the trenches has got me in a chokehold. I will be unable to think of anything else for the foreseeable future.

[spookikitti]

That shit is my Roman Empire I’m telling ya

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[awindofwinter]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[ringdingdongdxck-deactivated202]

I can fix him

[mndvx]

REBEL MOON – PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE December 21st 2023 | dir. Zack Snyder ››› Ed Skrein as Atticus Noble

[pinkprincess]

[stonedcoldx-deactivated20251118]

👻 🍃 All credit goes to @lilxbun

[shellyshellshell]

I’ve never seen this movie but,

Henry as Mike is something…

I could be totally off base here, but he looks like a big dumb soft baby but still very, very sexy. Like how???

[spookikitti]

For those interested this is Hellraiser: Hellworld. It’s a fun watch I personally don’t think you need to have seen the other movies to enjoy this one.

Henry plays the HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE MOVIE. Oh my god. His character cannot keep it in his pants to save his life. That being said his character was my absolute favorite because he was just having the time of his life and having fun. Total goofball horny motherfucker. I love him and this movie! Fun watch!

[spookikitti]

Just stopping by to say that Jedi are forbidden from attachments but they are not celibate so with that knowledge in mind I’d like to say this as loud as possible.

OBI WAN FUCKS

That is all

[sillyrabbit81]

Henry Cavill as Charles Brandon The Tudors (2007 - 2010) | S1Ep1 In Cold Blood

[s0larize]

[disneylover-101]

[stonerparty]

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