[quixoticclown]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kaban-bang]

[kaban-bang]

[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

[madame-thedas]

[theplantqueer]

[ID: a tiktok by Irish account @_cairde responding to the comment "Could you pls go outside Buckingham palace that would actually be brilliant" with a funky tap dance routine to Queen's Another One Bites The Dust. /end ID]

[sistertaxon]

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

[radicalgraff]

'Parasite' painted on a statue of Queen, Elizabeth in Kent, England

[greenbeany]

🦀

[birf]

“you should forgive your abuser cause you’re a nice person”

[funnytwittertweets]

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[chickpeamcb]

hand lettering assignment of @/abracadabriest’s iconic post

[cognitohazardous]

[rvexillology]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[owengrose]

[Video description: a deer is walking through someone’s backyard as Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” plays. The deer tries to walk through a toddler’s miniature slide set. The sound of its hooves slipping on the plastic as it walks through the playset replaces the drum solo. The music resumes as it continues walking as if nothing happened. In the last two seconds, an overly saturated Phil Collins sings “Oh Lord.” End description.]

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[bringhimdown]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

[gwynbleidd892]