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human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

alivesmilinggirl

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

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This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

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Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

whereshadowsthrive

Mimikkyu variants because the world needs more of this little guy.

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thepoetinhisheart

Day 9: Favorite Pokemon Type - Ghost.

omg I love their evil eyes :3

I also LOVE grass, poison and water.

Picture was found here.

sindri42

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

sindri42

I call it the wristfucker.

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Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

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THIS IS STUPID

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Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

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Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

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My finest creation.

hentairobot

celebrity-pharmacist

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

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grimmseye

Peace and Love on the Planet Earth (Pitched down)

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The scene reminded me of John and Karkat so I pitched down their voices a little and…

meruz

foxy-sierra

OMG… So peridot is basically Karkat XD

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rafzombie

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

filbipott

I thought it was a giant squid.

bugcthulhu

holy shit they get this big?

zooophagous

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.

I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

trynottodrown

ha cthulhu

cosmictuesdays

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

medie

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

spooky-snips

^ That sounds like a Douglas Addams quote

@redpanda01

#the hitchhicker's guide to the galaxy #quotes #funny

smalllady

dragon age: inquisition + arcana ** based on my own interpretation and the arcana system of persona 3

ingafeuilleei

parallelpie

Best way to assimilate anyone is thru the wonders of public broadcasting

toasty-tart

Somewhat based on this

spacepumpkins

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jetgreguar:

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bolto:

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i dont think i seriously want peridot to be redeemed and become a crystal gem, i want her to stay a weaselly little shit. i can’t think of any other female character in american cartoons that’s fulfilled that, like, starscream-y type role of a villainous but ultimately pretty wimpy shitlord with an annoying voice and i love it. i love how diverse all the gem antagonists in this show have been so far

it would be cool if she became sort of a reluctant ally to the crystal gems though i want her to end up in a zim type role where she loudly proclaims that she’s going to take over earth but home worlds fuckin cut her off so she just kind of wanders around shouting at steven o h my fuckin god wait rebecca sugar, like, loves invader zim IS PERIDOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ZIM LMAO SHE EVEN SOUNDS LIKE HIM wow this sounds great as hell and i’m all for it

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I couldn’t help but notice Zim and Peridot sound alike, act alike and both are green smoll angry alien invaders, plus Rebecca Sugar was a huge Zim fan back in the day, no way it’s just a coincidence.