taoast

Silly they/them 24 apparently i didnt have a description for ages and now im too lazy to fix it.

[website-com]

thank goodness for busses

[website-com]

coldest shot ever

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[isuggestguillotine]

may i make a suggestion

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[aisatsaa]

[frogsinflannel]

whoops sorry bud didn’t see you there (backs up so my post runs directly over you)

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[herpsandbirds]

Just barely in time for Saturday I hope!

Bug.

Chilling on my windshield.

[lyovpple]

Pienso mucho en Grace

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[phumblr]

in case u needed to hear it today

[sacred-portal]

[revelware]

average Oblivion custom character

[revelware]

hold on let me install it real quick

[revelware]

His name is Ian Done

[kirbtual]

stop bringing your boyfriend outside 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️leave him at home we do NOT want to see or hear him🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

[thecryptkeeper]

one beer deep at the function like bring me the dog

[thecryptkeeper]

one beer deep at the function like lemme post on tumblr

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]