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“The deal was that, if I won the Hunger Games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now, you wanna kill me again.”
Jena Malone as Johanna Mason Catching Fire (2013)
When you leave your writing in the middle of a sentence, come back to it and you're like "Where the FUCK was I going with this?"
Could you write Johanna x fem reader who has a nightmare and Johanna comforts her
yes yes yes yes
author's note: johanna is my angel <3 i do NOT own the gif !!!
pairing: johanna mason x fem!reader
warnings: mentions of nightmares, snow being snow, white roses, tears, angst, the "l" word is said a few times, johanna saves the day, mentions of trauma, hurt/comfort
word count: 0.7k
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Does she realize what she’s doing to the girls gays and theys??? Like miss ma’am…
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Coffee Stain - Milf!Wanda Maximoff x Reader
Summary: The one where Reader has been tutoring the twins for a few months, and not falling in love with the stunning Wanda Maximoff is an impossible task. | Requested by @abimess .
Warnings: Lots of fluff and domesticity, attempted humor and bad jokes, Milf!Wanda being adorable and a gay disaster, unspecified age gap, some mentions of low self-esteem and signs of an abusive past-relationship, kissing and making out, and Dom!Wanda allusions and implicit smut. || Words: 4.063k
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Coffee Stain - Milf!Wanda Maximoff x Reader
Summary: The one where Reader has been tutoring the twins for a few months, and not falling in love with the stunning Wanda Maximoff is an impossible task. | Requested by @abimess .
Warnings: Lots of fluff and domesticity, attempted humor and bad jokes, Milf!Wanda being adorable and a gay disaster, unspecified age gap, some mentions of low self-esteem and signs of an abusive past-relationship, kissing and making out, and Dom!Wanda allusions and implicit smut. || Words: 4.063k
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A Terrible Mistake (part II)
Author’s Note: So here it is! My entry for Day 26 of the Choices May Challenge; due to my imagination running rather wild, I have decided to split this fic into more than two parts, so I apologise that this specific part is shorter than originally planned. In addition to this, though this one shot turned three-part fic is Kamilah x Amy centered, this particular part focuses on a conversation between Adrian and Kamilah - I thought that it would be nice to portray the aftermath of Amy’s departure on Kamilah, in addition to how Adrian would try to fix things between two of his closest friends. Part III should be out in the next couple of days - at least before Monday.
Thank you @mrskamilxh for the prompt suggestion - I’m sorry that this has taken me so long to write!
Part I of ‘A Terrible Mistake’ can be found here… please read this BEFORE part two, otherwise none of this will make any sense.
Summary: A couple of days after Amy moved out of Kamilah’s penthouse, the pair are unwittingly brought together by Adrian. But before Kamilah can attempt to make amends with the woman she loves, she has to explain herself to Adrian.
Choices May Challenge Day 26 prompt: Loneliness
Word Count: 1′705
Warning: Language - it’s not bad, but it’s there!
Tagging: @bloodboundismylife @kamilah-the-bloodqueen @kamilah-is-queen @gavryllo @clansayeed @kamilahtopme @bellaraines
‘You didn’t tell her I was here, did you?’
Kamilah stands in the middle of Adrian’s office, her arms folded firmly across her chest.
‘Amy hasn’t exactly been very responsive to my messages… and has pretty much ignored every attempt I have made to contact her.’
‘I haven’t told Amy anything,’ he meets her with a reassuring smile, ‘as far as she is aware, you are currently in Prague chairing a briefing with the Vice President of Ahmanet Financial.’
‘That’s a rather elaborate excuse,’ she pinches the bridge of her nose, shaking her head in whimsical befuddlement, ‘you may as well have lied to her.’
‘I would never lie to Amy,’ he takes a seat at his desk, reaching up to adjust his tie, ‘you may be my closest friend, Kamilah, but I value my friendship with her; she has been a good friend to me over the past year, and that’s something that I do not wish to lose. She trusts me to be honest with her.’
He meets her eyes for a moment, but it is not long before she looks away, glancing down at her blouse. She tugs at the hem, straightening the creases as she fixes her appearance.
‘I wish I could say the same…’
He regards her with a sympathetic gaze, frowning slightly at her response.
‘She’ll come around, Kamilah; you just have to give her time.’
‘I’m afraid that it’s not that simple, Adrian,’ she sighs defeatedly, tucking her hands under the fabric of her blazer, ‘this isn’t some playground spat.’
The Will of Time
Chapter Nine
Previous chapter: Chapter Eight
Kamilah x MC
A/N: sorry for the wait again but it’s my decision to split the finale into two that makes it work for me and for my readers. Hope you enjoy and working on finale now! Stay tuned! Hope you enjoy.
Alice glanced at Lysimachus, entering his human mind with ease. Her voice echoing in his mind as he stepped back and then glanced at her, curtly nodding to him. ‘Listen to me. Time is short and you must do as I say. You must get to the others and offer your blood. I know your still weak and not ready to do such a thing but it’s the only way we all walk out of here.’
‘I will. I know the costs. I’ve lost too many friends to war.’ Lysimachus answered in his head. Nodding to her.
Alice charged, using a physic blast to knock Gaius and Cleopatra out of her way as she went after Dorian. Kamilah taking out the Royal guards near her, distracting them for Lysimachus sake. Slicing her way pass two before rolling over the third and snapping his neck. Making easy work of them compared to the past times she had sparred with them.
Lysimachus sprinting across, dropping his shoulder into the Dorians follower guarding the group, knocking him into the wall behind him, lysimachus quickly stepping on his throat and twisting his leg to break his neck. Fighting two more guards, his experience in war no match for dorians weaker followers as he sliced their backs before decapitating his enemies. Their heads rolling towards Lily.
‘And I thought Kamilah was good at removing heads in style.’ She chuckled, finding the humour in the most bizarre of situations like usual. Lysimachus staring at her in confusion. ‘Hey. Get me out will you.’ She held her hands up and Lysimachus cut her bindings. ‘Thank god. I only agree when there is a hot girl involved.’
‘Not the time Lily.’ Serafine was released from her bindings, helping Cal out of his. ‘We need to cut down their numbers and isolate Gaius, Cleopatra and Dorian.’
‘Alice is isolating them.’ Lily saw Alice fighting all three with precision, having no issue holding the three of them at bay with her experience. ‘We all know what to do.’
Lysimachus knelt and offered his wrist to Adrian who nodded before sinking his teeth into him, feeding off him before breaking free of his shackles. He charged at Gaius and threw him into a nearby pillar. Serafine feeding off nearby guard with lily. Regaining their strength and rejoining the battle. Katherine escaping her binds, and sprinting across to Alex, cupping his cheek as she saw his injuries. ‘Your not joining the fighting, your in no shape.’
‘I must, they need me.’ Alex insisted. Getting to his feet weakly before falling forward into Katherines arms. ‘I have to prevent Kamilah.’
‘Prevent?’
‘My step mother warned me that time could break if I failed to stop her when it mattered.’
Katherine pulled him out the way, insisting. ‘We’ll be safe here.’
Alex saw Nik pass him, aiming up Cleopatra and firing, a bolt going through her hand as she went to stab Kamilah in the back who was fighting one of Dorian’s sorcerers. ‘Not today.’
Kamilah cut the throat of the sorcerer before driving a dagger for cleopatras chest. ‘I trusted you and you betrayed my family.’ She was surprised how quick Cleopatra moved for a new vampire.
Alice ducked underneath a fire ball Dorian launched, weaving around his guards as they attacked her, focusing on her. She was shot in the back as she cut down the last one, falling to her knees, reaching behind her and ripping it out before seeing how tired and quickly launching it back and taking him out. ‘You and me. Let us end this.’
‘I’m never alone.’ Dorian smirked, Alice watching as Gaius impaled Adrian and subdued Serafine and Lily. Leaving Kamilah and her as the only vampires standing. Cal taking down the last royal guard before Gaius launched himself at the werewolf, Cal throwing him off before collapsing when she saw how bloody his fur was and Gaius’s Roman blade covered in blood and fur.
Kamilah was pushed back by Cleopatra and Gaius to be beside Alice. Lysimachus being forced back by Katherine to hide as Nik was shot in the back by guards.
Dorian, Gaius and Cleopatra charged, Alice and Kamilah fighting back to back, stopping their strikes, Alice feeling Dorian’s anger as he tried to enter her mind again but she threw it back at him, getting into his head and messing with him enough to distract him and she grabbed Kamilah’s dagger from her back pocket and stabbed him with force. Slamming him into the pillar across the room. Gaius heistating as Kamilah sliced all the way up his arm, Alice seeing Cleopatra taking advantage of Kamilah stretched out in her attack and Kamilah was sprayed in blood.
‘No!’ Kamilah dropped her daggers and caught Alice, impaled by a fire spear. Alice gritted her teeth as she pulled it out, her body not healing.
Dorian pounced, stabbing Alice with a stake. Kamilah screaming, Alice’s body vanishing before her very eyes. A rage filling Kamilah, Serafine feeling it as she managed to get to her feet. ‘No Kamilah!’ But it fell on deaf ears as Kamilah lost it, stabbing Cleopatra through the skull, her head exploding as Kamilah used force to kill her cousin. Her body turning to ash, Gaius barely dodging Kamilah daggers before he felt a dagger in in the back, Kamilah suddenly behind him and she ripped a dagger up his spine, taking his ability to walk as he fell to the ground.
Kamilah spinning her daggers in her hand, scowling and fangs ready to rip through her enemy. ‘You took everything!’
Dorian opened his hand and the fire spear landed in his hand. ‘Now you know how it feels. To lose everythingl!’ Dorian charged, Kamilah weaving around his swings with speed and striking with precision, hitting all his weak spots, stabbing him over a dozen times before stabbing him in the kneecap, taking his ability to stand on his right leg. Dorian still fighting a hopeless fight. Kamilah sneering before grabbing his spear and snapping it in half, her hand wrapping around his throat. His hands wrapping around her wrist, trying to break it to prevent her squeezing. Fighting with everything he had in him to stop her.
‘Kamilah!’ Adrian tried to stop her but Kamilah grabbed his throat and tossed him aside.
Kamilah snapped his neck, and ripped out his spine. Tossing it aside like a rag as dorians corpse hit the ground, bleeding heavily. She stepped back and took a few deep breaths. Hearing Gaius groan, trying to get up as his body healed. She knelt and picked up Gaius Roman blade, letting the tip drag along the ground. Gaius crawling to escape as kamilah impaled him with his own blade. ‘You’ve made me suffer at every turn.’ Kamilah knelt in his view, moving the bale and hearing Gaius scream. Letting him suffer.
Adrian tackled Kamilah again, ‘enough. This isn’t you!’ He pinned her in a complex hold, trying to hold for as long as his strength to hold the ancient vampire. ‘Stay down Gaius.’
Gaius couldn’t reach the blade, stuck where he was. Unable to escape, at the mercy of his enemies. ‘Your all vampires. I can feel my blood through your veins.’
Serafine felt Alice’s presence as Kamilah mangled Adrians arm to escape, seeing more of Dorians followers approach her. And she let them suffer before their death, prolonging their pain and suffering as she tore them apart. Adrian watching as the darkness overtook Kamilah.
Lysimachus dropped his sword, stepping through Kamilah’s carnage, not knowing if he could stop his sister but never realising she was capable of this. Learning a new side to her, realising how different this version of Kamilah was, how harden and cold she was. Like light had turned to darkness, the flame ignited was no longer pure. He stopped and glanced at the human version of his sister, ‘forgive me.’ He whispered before passing Adrian and serafine who tried to stop him. ‘No. I can stop her.’ He insisted, brushing them off and stepping over the bodies, finally reaching his sister who slit the throat of a follower. ‘Kamilah. Stop this madness, before it’s too late. You can come back from this. This isn’t who you are.’ He pressed his hand to her shoulder, hoping he could get through to her.
‘No!’
Lysimachus watched helplessly as his sister’s red eyes and fangs scowled at him, snapping his hand before plunging her dagger deep in his chest. Kamilah not registering it was her brother, as she shoved him away.
Serafine and Adrian both leapt forward, pulling Lysimachus back before she could harm him more. She pulled out his dagger and applied pressure to his chest with some curtain. ‘You’ll be ok.’ Serafine could feel where his wound was and knew his time was short without help. But feeling helpless to stop Kamilah as she raced upstairs to continue fighting anyone who opposed her. ‘She’ll slaughter everyone if we don’t stake her.’
‘I can’t.’ Adrian felt helpless. He didn’t think Kamilah would ever turn into a monster. ‘I can’t do it.’
‘We must. And you have to do it.’ Serafine pleaded. ‘Your the only one who could get close enough.’
‘She’s my sister.’ Adrian couldn’t do it, he always saw the good in everyone. Even in their darkest moments.
‘If you don’t. Everyone will die.’ Nik walked over. ‘She’s no longer herself. Alice’s death removed the last of her humanity.’
‘She’s no longer human?’ Lily asked. ‘Because the last time I checked. She wasn’t an alien.’
‘Not the time Lily.’ Adrian scowled. Turning back to Serafine and holding out his hand. ‘I’ll try to stop her without killing her, last resort.’ Serafine handed him the stake.
‘There is no coming back from his without a miracle Adrian. We’ve seen it a thousand times and we always have to make the hard choices.’ Serafine didn’t want to kill one of her dearest friend’s either but there needed to be a decision, and she doubted Kamilah could come back from it.
‘I know. I just-’
‘You never imagined it would be Kamilah we’d have to face.’
‘Yeah…’ Adrian resigned himself into the toughest decision of his life. Unable to stop what needed to be done now. ‘I’m sorry Lysimachus.’
‘I’ll go with you.’
‘No. This is something I have to do alone.’ Adrian loosened his tie, glancing at Gaius. ‘Make sure he doesn’t follow.’ Adrian made his way upstairs, following the blood trail. Stepping over the bodies, before finally coming face to face with Kamilah. Facing down his oldest and most dearest friend, drawing the stake when he saw the slaughtering of guards and servants alike.
‘They served my enemy.’
‘Kamilah. You killed innocent people.’ Adrian answered. His hand tightening around the stake before preparing himself for the toughest battle of his life. ‘You know we don’t stand for that. You don’t stand for that. We protect them.’
‘Cleopatra took everything from me.’ Kamilah glared. “Gaius took everything from me. Dorian took everything from me.’
‘Your family-’
‘They took Alice!’ Kamilah scowled.
‘You have me. You’ll always have me. Don’t make me do this Kamilah. Please.’
Alex pushed to his feet, pushing off Katherine despite her protests. Approaching Dorian’s broken spear and picking up the pieces, binding it with his magic and holding it up. Channeling his magic through it and feeling Alice’s presence before smirking. ‘She’s alive.’
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Alice landed in a river, groaning as she pulled herself ashore. Her body broken and battered. Rolling onto her back and looking up at the night sky, the stars seemed peaceful but the smell of smoke and death told her a different story. Seeing the royal palace across the river Nile. Hearing screams and feeling pain. Holding her side as she stood, feeling blood soak her hand, picking up her sword with her free hand and stumbling forward. Struggling with injury and her body not healing at the pace she needed it too. ‘Come on. They need my help.’ She fell to her knees before forcing herself back up. Taking a deep breath and feeling how many ribs were broken in the fall.
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Continuing the wave of plagiarism that has been reported around here in recent days, I would like to leave my contribution:
This profile (shrilled_) has reposted stories, and considering that the THREE stories of mine reposted without permission and the @randomshyperson's story, equally without their permission, I imagine that all the stories there have been reposted without the permission of the respective authors.
This is disrespectful and so discouraging, there are few things for writers that can harm as much as this.
So please, if you respect the writers and our work, report this kind of behavior. Comment, spread the word, let us know. We should all come together as a community and try to fight this.
How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?
This is how apparently
Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.
The swedes r like^
Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?
Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.
Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.
This wiki article is hilariously salty
STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?
Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:
There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.
But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)
Now this is Christmas.
I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.
no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat
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