just trying to be a good dad

she/her UNLESS it’s for the bit | a tax paying legal adult

[esotericstar]

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

[drchucktingle]

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[wholesome-animal-images]

[godkissedme]

What you’re drawn to is not random. It’s a map of the kind of world you want to participate in

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[entitymoses]

Deep Sea Creature Found In Titanic Wreckage

[writing-prompt-s]

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[crazycatsiren]

Don't let the losers with no magic tell you what to do with yours.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Don't let the unhealed mess of others ruin your joy and peace.

[teddyrocker]

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

[rpgchoices]

"why do you even want romance in an rpg, go play a dating sim-"

I like little whimsical romances!! I like the magical experience of seeing two characters fall in love among a bigger complex world!! I love romance! I love giving love to the one character who is not expecting!! IT IS A CHOICE, AND I CHOOSE IT

[victusinveritas]

[wintercorrybriea2]

"Girl Pictures" by Justine Kurland

[ofide]

why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[f4therlesssss]

i posted on tumblr dot com and they beat me with rocks and nailed me to the cross for 40 days and 40 nights