I enjoy causing problems

Pushing 30 | She/Her | Intensely Vexing | Get in the askbox. Go on.

[spookymopjuice]

I just know sinking my teeth into his traps would hit like chewing on a poly pocket in 2002

[spookymopjuice]

Actually, fuck it I will elaborate.

Reasonably sure that being put in a headlock by those forearms would render me psychologically stable in a hitherto unexperienced fashion. Awooga.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[the-dank-place]

[d3adg1rlfri3nd]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[lookerlooker]

Lauren Greenfield, “Commencement Ceremony, Santa Monica, 1992, Ed. 25”

[grimygrimygrimy]

dappled deluge

[cyberxbattalion]

[cyberxbattalion]

[placeakissuponmylips]

💋

[kuutamosonaatti]

Hannibal 1.11 Rôti

[rusmoonlight]

~Off mask

[truenoodle]

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

[spookymopjuice]

I'm sorry WHAT

[highriskbisexualbehavior]

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[neckfat]

[dogpuppy]