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creatures-alive

guooey

loveamongthesailors

showed this to my old biker coworker and he said its “pretty good”

seashellronan

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

shen-ancalhar

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

masonicbeheadingritual

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

tony-hawks-underground

The scurvy got him

seperis

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

rehfan

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

spring-sent

notpulpcovers

mostlycatsmostly

jueki

Dreams 1990 ‘夢’ Directed by Akira Kurosawa, Ishirô Honda

can we destroy the idea that people must apologise for poor english because whenever someone says that to me i break apart because no no you’re perfect you’re learning another language different from your native one and thats so much more than so many others, who expect everyone to just know english fluently

normal-horoscopes

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Your obsession with death will be satisfied. Eventually.

Taurus: When I asked for your fortune the stars just started throwing rocks at me. They have been placed in time-out.

Gemini: Visualize your goals and adapt accordingly. It will spawn possibly hostile thoughtforms.

Cancer: Inflate your ego to scare away predators.

Leo: Remember leo, you can fill your clothing with sand to instantly feel heavy and sandy.

Virgo: Sometimes the simple fact that you are there and listening is enough. Most things are easier than we give them credit for.

Libra: Do not speak unless you have something nice to say, but sometimes the nicest thing one can say is to call the bastard a foul little toad.

Scorpio: Today is the day to take charge and lead by appointing someone more qualified to lead and then going to take a nap.

Ophiuchus: The key to life is persistence. Do you exist every day? You’re already halfway there!

Sagittarius: Opportunities can be fickle things that descend from large trees and use their powerful talons to pin you down while they eat your soft tissue.

Capricorn: Nobody cares if you legally adopt a ghost.

Aquarius: The places where people seek answers are transitory. They are only the signpost for where the answers lie.

Pisces: Any statement about human nature by anyone but an anthropologist can be discarded. And anthropologists are on thin goddamn ice.

todaysbird

ornithologists HATE him

inaword-amusing

I feel like I want a 'hangover' style montage about how this poor seagull got to this point...

durbikins

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

gaxhar

That sounds like a good way to get shot

durbikins

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

parliamentaryinquiry

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

softkatie

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me