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Rachél First Person Sippy

[sacred-portal]

[thesituation]

[literallymechanical]

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

[lovepaint]

[guooey]

[corvigay-clutter]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[mousegirlheart]

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

[moon101]

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

[longhorned]

[steadyhandspeacefulspirit]

[zaynfag]

i fly like paper get high like planes

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

[stunfiskz]

there’s another fucking week this week

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

[angelicdewdrop]

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[nohoperadio]

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

[lmaonade]

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋