A leaf on he Face

Matt/19/♑️/♒️/NY I'm gay and I like video games, art, & cosplay Feel free to message me whenever!

[spookystreet]

Glad I don’t use this fucking site anymore bc literally all of these are spam/porn bots. Yeah y’all are doing y’alls jobs beautifully ! :))))

[nyhils-deactivated20260303]

dio: I’m trying to sneak around and kill george joestar but I’m dummy Thicc. And the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting jonathan 

[aaawunder]

me: funko pops ugly

funko pop:

me: HHHHHHHHHHH OH HE BABEY

[luvlaff]

[zsnes]

kingdom harts 3 going wild

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

[rollhistory]

Level 20 Barbarian

[spookystreet]

Hey uh, tumblr fix ur FUCKING WEBSITE. I don’t even go here anymore yet I’m STILL getting pornbots following me (:

[surrealtiktoks]

[cromerholt]

[anzozi-everywhere]

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY

Rich

[venuslovers]

[marmastry]

⭐ J O E S T A R S ⭐

[sodaleegogo]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

tumblr user: *makes a completely innocent and non sexual post or any kind about any subject matter than gains popularity and gets a lot of notes*

50 million porn bots in the reblogs:

[transpilledbeowulf]

Look for the girl with the broken smile

[astrodidact]

[darkalleysunflower]

[animatedtext]