blooming

20. making it up as we go

[nativenudity]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[gokuma]

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

[monstrous-abandon-deactivated20]

Ok why not. A chubby cat is never a bad thing to see.

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

i have no followers on twitter and i wanted to show this off

[stonecoldliuh]

[ultracrispytaco-deactivated2015]

did you get the ketchup

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[visualjunkee]

PAINT JOB / ORGANIC BEAUTY - model : Signe Romer - photographer: Frida Marklund - beauty stylist: Emma Unckel - hair: Joe-Yves - makeup: Linda Öhrström - Elle India August 2016

[jewsquats]

Amazing

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[spookyyseas]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[arabwife]

if he criticizes the way u wear ur hair and makeup…listen sis. cancel. his. ass.

[hotdominicanmom]

good morning to everybody except the penguin who cheated on her man

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[nicollekidman]

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars 

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

[blackfairypresident]

“can men and women be just friends?” yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and women

[muddysocks]

the signs

aries: gay

taurus: fucking weird 

gemini: y'all need to shut up

cancer: express your feelings you twit

leo: just like .. quit fucking around… 

virgo: idk who any of y'all are cause u all hide everything about yourself???? who are u!!!

libra: soft

scorpio: ???????????

sagitarrius: The Best Sign The Best At Everything

capricorn: just like chill…..relax… nap… 

aquarius: good at telling stories 

pisces: you’re not THAT cool quit acting like you’re the coolest person ever because you did like one cool thing 2 years ago

[memewhore]