Listen, sweetie, I have no idea how much you think you know about food, but that is evidently nothing. You are likely referring to a sweet potato, which is commonly marketed as a yam by supermarket companies. They are entirely different. Most yams are actually sweet potatoes. This is a real marketing conspiracy and ultimately fraud. Look it up.
But I mean, anyone who knows things about food would know that. Not that you know anything, apparently.
Sweet potatoes are superior in every shape and form. They are higher in many vitamins and are ultimately more delicious and nutritious than the lowly yam. Who even cares about yams? Not me, that is for sure. Misattributing the accomplishments of the sweet potato to the pathetic yam only feeds its ego. Yams are like vampires, they steal the life force of hard working sweet potatoes to fuel their own egos and work towards their goal of dismantling the food industry. But they will not stop at the industrial level. These horrible yams target everyday people too. Just last Tuesday in Vermont, a little boy named Timmy fell off his bike and into a well because a yam fell on his head. The yam portal opened up. You know, the gateway to another dimension that opens when yams get too cocky, the one everyone learns about in food school. This is basic elementary stuff. The yam portal opened and it hurt a child. Do you care? Or are you going to keep fueling the yam life force and their plans for world domination?
Disgusting. Disrespectful. Supporting the yams and encouraging them to hurt more innocent sweet potatoes. I bet you did not even know about the yam portal. Yet here you are, claiming to know about food, doing nothing but harm. Society disgusts me. You disgust me. Yams are going to be our downfall. They play tennis, you know. They play tennis and they cheat.
Sweet potatoes deserve better than this.
