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I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

echotunes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

deanwinchesterapologist

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

tuckyourshirt

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

thisisdogs

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

andhumanslovedstories

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

kuken-i-buken

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

2colde

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

noelledeltarune

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

feluka

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

feluka

guy with depression: it's so sad when they're doing the same thing over and over again insisting this time it'll be different. it sure would suck if time loops were real!

steelnail

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

json-derulo

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

#me going to the cardiologist hoping they'll say something useful for once

moveslikekeithrichards

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

redstonedust

worst part of the human body is it can never just have one problem. ohh youre tired? well we might as well be nausous about it. legs hurt? you can take a headache buy one get one free. these are the worst deals of my life.

creekfiend

I used to be so smart. I was so clever and I was so capable of engaging in discussions and spinning ideas out with people and considering concepts and comprehending hypotheticals I was so SMART I was so GOOD AT WORDS I could put words together for hours and I didn't run out of them. I didn't know more things but I could think... I could think. I had space inside for so many thoughts and concepts. I was so clever

creekfiend