art hoe 1.0

I found I could say things with colour and shapes that I couldn't say any other way... things I had no words for -georgia o keeffe

[the-queer-feminist]

A piece of the abundance of graffiti on the walls of my favourite place.

[stumphil]

2009-2015

[phan-you-not]

my entire body just flew into the sun

[lehster-blog]

Hey, can we just start off with ‘prettier’?

[spoopyisextremelyonfire]

Me: hey goat farmer, what is that truck over there for

Goat farmer: it totes m'goats

[lctusflcwer-deactivated20170501]

ok so let me get this straight  . dan and phil met on the 19th of october on a monday???? and today, exactly 6 years later, it’s 19th of october and it’s a monday????????????? and they’re going to do a joint liveshow whilst travelling on tour / to sign the FUCKIGN BOOK THEY WROTE TOGETHER????.?????????????????????? they know EXACTLY what they’re doing and it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re CRUSHING My tiny fragile heart into PIECES and i am CRYING lmao pass me my wine

[lameborghini]

 It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃        🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃               🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃 🎃                🎃   🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃          🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀

[wankphil-deactivated20160209]

[itsananobrain]

Childish Gambino on Ferguson

[taint3edcakes]

I fucking love him so much.

[spoopyisextremelyonfire]

He is so truthful and it's just amazing

[littleballofemo]

[bloggingrubbish]

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

[phantasticphil-deactivated20140]

[damndanhowell]

‘my north has risen’

[dantiloquent]

ITS BACK

[phantasticphil-deactivated20140]

if i want to be remembered for anything on this site, i want to be remembered for that photo set 

[aestheticsharpie]

this is forever my favorite post no one can tell me otherwise

[susiephone]

yeah… so i sort of went on a rant today

[fattyfatfathead]

Can I reblog this a thousand times??

[sourcedumal]

#GrowingUpFat meant never seeing a single person whose body looked like yours in any form of media that wasn’t meant to make fun of that body.

[cherrispryte]

This is too much truth for this early in the morning.

[clareer]

#GrowingUpFat meant being bullied by your thinner siblings. It meant crying when your last pair of jeans ripped in the thighs and being told “just get new ones” as though I could just step into any store. It meant being put on your first diet at 12.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

#GrowingUpFat was hell. I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a hug and let her know how beautiful she is.

[artetriste]

[sunsets-over-sorrows]

good things to say during sex:

“I’m going shoulder deep”

“Wait - let’s get a little more juice in there”

“You don’t have to say BAM every time I apply the wood”

“I’m gonna jail you up” “Can’t wait”

“Do you wanna take finger shifts? are you tired?”

“It hurt, but then I liked it”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck”

“You loved it, you wanna do it more”

“You’re hotter than the sun, sweetcheeks”

“There’s nothing wrong with anal sex”

[phandomoftheoprah]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS PHAN UNTIL “i like spaghetti, lets go fuck”

[spoopyisextremelyonfire]

Oh Jemima

[phandelions]

Here’s a cute little ghost for your blog! (It’s transparent) 

[jxnntalbot-blog]

I CHOCKED

[phandelions]

It’s that time of year again

[meaganoceansunrise32]

look at the notes

do people even realize

[phandelions]

Once again it is that time of year. Please don’t let Dan and Phil see this. 

[wonderland-forevermore]

Omfg

[micdotcom]

Kamilah Brock spent 8 days in a NY mental health facility because she owned a BMW 

Kamilah Brock, a former New York banker, has filled a suit against the city after she was detained for eight days in a mental health facility against her will. Brock says she was committed after trying to pick up her BMW, which skeptical police did not believe she owned. To add insult to injury, Brock was then charged a hefty sum by the hospital.

[fckthepatriarchy-blog]

Find whoever did this and bring them to justice. This is fucking disgusting.

[writingsforwinter]

The Morning After I Killed Myself

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up.

I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the counter. I washed the dishes and folded the towels.

The morning after I killed myself, I fell in love. Not with the boy down the street or the middle school principal. Not with the everyday jogger or the grocer who always left the avocados out of the bag. I fell in love with my mother and the way she sat on the floor of my room holding each rock from my collection in her palms until they grew dark with sweat. I fell in love with my father down at the river as he placed my note into a bottle and sent it into the current. With my brother who once believed in unicorns but who now sat in his desk at school trying desperately to believe I still existed.

The morning after I killed myself, I walked the dog. I watched the way her tail twitched when a bird flew by or how her pace quickened at the sight of a cat. I saw the empty space in her eyes when she reached a stick and turned around to greet me so we could play catch but saw nothing but sky in my place. I stood by as strangers stroked her muzzle and she wilted beneath their touch like she did once for mine.

The morning after I killed myself, I went back to the neighbors’ yard where I left my footprints in concrete as a two year old and examined how they were already fading. I picked a few daylilies and pulled a few weeds and watched the elderly woman through her window as she read the paper with the news of my death. I saw her husband spit tobacco into the kitchen sink and bring her her daily medication.

The morning after I killed myself, I watched the sun come up. Each orange tree opened like a hand and the kid down the street pointed out a single red cloud to his mother.

The morning after I killed myself, I went back to that body in the morgue and tried to talk some sense into her. I told her about the avocados and the stepping stones, the river and her parents. I told her about the sunsets and the dog and the beach.

The morning after I killed myself, I tried to unkill myself, but couldn’t finish what I started.

[shes-cured]

I needed this tonight

[thequeen117-deactivated20150917]

If you’re looking for a sign not to then this is it. My inbox is open if you think talking to a stranger will help.

[learnhowtoadult]

This is devastating and precious. Wow.

[thespiderpuppies818-deactivated]

If anyone needs this, here you go. Just remember that somebody, somewhere always cares about you.

[spoopyisextremelyonfire]

honestly I'm hoping that anyone who has seen my blog that needs help feels a bit better.

[bang]

💦💦

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

at the club

me: hey are you drinking hennesey 

hot girls: what? me: cause you’re the only hens I see

hot girls: what? me slightly louder: cause you’re the only hens I see