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[prezrev]

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

[mothgeist]

alexa slap this ass

[bloomflowersbloom]

I love talking to myself she gets me

[quickweaves]

[advancewars2]

It’s double xp weekend at Costco

[arianagrandesource]

[weavemama]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[acidrainirrigation]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[farmsuggestion]

i ain't always eaten' eggs, but when i do, it's shell on. love em' nice n' crunchy, reminds me of the good ol days.

alright im terrified 

[pileofknives]

This was written by some kind of fuckin monitor lizard

[lagonegirl]

Teller: To open an account I’ll need a first name. 

Me: Robin 

BT: and last? 

Me: Dabanc 

BT: So ur Robin Dabanc? 

Me:

[twertletastic]

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.

[aleena-jean-101]

So I wrote a letter to Jeff Kaplan, and today in the mail I got a response back...

Warning: You’re in for a bit of a read

I’m putting my letter I sent to him first, I understand the length might turn you off but I recommend you read it if you want context with some of the stuff Kaplan responses to but it’s not vital. Also, I blocked out some personal stuff, along with my location.

And then here’s Mr. Jeff Kaplan’s response:

Bless Mr. Kaplan, we’re really lucky to have a dev like him who’s willing to hear his fans. And while we love to revere Mr. Kaplan as almost a demi-god, I feel like this letter made him very human and kind. WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!

[boydoujin-moved-deactivated2017]

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

[dovah-remade]

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

purchasing a rabbit was one of the best things i’ve done for myself 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2017 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽aint 👏🏽👏🏽ready👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[finextonight]

Omg I have a chance rn to get a healthy rabbit for free but I looked up all the care for them and everything and … it’s too much ..so no rabbit for me :/ lol I mean if I had my own place .. but I right now it’s just not realistic

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

omg do u mean like a bunny rabbit or 😭😭

[finextonight]

Oh shit is there a difference? 😳😳 lmaoooo

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

am talking abt a rabbit vibrator for like masturbation but 😩😩 i hope u get ur kinda rabbit someday! they’re so cute and playful i used to have two

[haramasfuq-deactivated20180721]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[rexall420]

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.