Friendship City Unlimited

Beatrice Rose (call me Bee!!). She. 24. Established fan of King Dedede.

[default-cube]

fuckkk my notes are waning. quick what does tumblr like uuhhhhh

little miss lesbianbait is pondering a 9/11-berry

[kirby97]

of course everyone has fun little quirks and turn ons and whatnot but i dont think any kink setup could ever affect me as much as just seeing some boobs. Okay puppy girl whatever whatever that's nice and all. But I mostly just wanna see boobs. I'm like the normallest pervert ever.

[charl0ttan]

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[catasters]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

its working

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

i can feel it working

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[durdledeese]

make these rose-tinted mornings / a poem that i wrote during the 2025 canadian wildfires

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[omegaverse]

I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

[omegaverse]

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[gazeldhazel]

I love trans women so much they make the world worth living in